Alastor's pick-up lines

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Alastor: Husk?

Husk: what!?

Alastor: Are you a banana?

Husk: wh-

Alastor: because I find you A-peeling!

Husk: ... really?

Alastor: no? Then how about this then, are you a dart board?

Husk: no-

Alastor: because I keep missing you!

Husk: *starts to blush a bit*

Alastor: *notices and continues*

Alastor: Husker, you're a Cat right?

Husk: what does it fuckin' look like?!

Alastor: *ignores his comment and continues* because you're just simply, purr-fect!

Husk: fuck off!

Alastor: *continues to ignore Husk*

Alastor: *goes up really close to Husk and speaks with a seductive tone* do you believe in love at first sight, my dear~?

Husk: *goes red* um... I-

Alastor: or should I walk by again~?

Husk: *flustered Cat noises*

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