Harry and Sirius were bickering over who would get the last piece of bacon when an owl flew into the room, collapsing at Remus' spot.
"That's Errol, the Weasleys' owl," Harry frowned. While he was distracted, Sirius stole the last piece of bacon.
Remus, relieved that his husband and godson had stopped arguing, took the letter off of the owl.
"'Dear Remus and Sirius,'" he read aloud.
"'I have two things to discuss ⎯ good news and bad news. I'll start with the bad news.
"'My wife just disowned Fred and George-'"
"What!" Harry snarled, and his glass shattered.
"Reparo," Sirius said quickly.
"'-because they refuse to be sorted back into Gryffindor,'" Remus continued darkly, his eyes flashing gold. Harry growled furiously. "'I tried everything I could to make sure Molly kept them, but nothing worked. She somehow became head of the Weasley family ⎯ with Dumbledore's help, probably ⎯ so the only thing I can do is ask for your help. I know Harry is very fond of the twins, that he considers them brothers... would you mind, terribly, if you adopted them?
"'Now for the good news: I've managed to get ahold of prime tickets to the World Cup, and I was wondering if Harry would like to join me and my family, as we have an extra ticket. If you already have prime tickets, I can always invite Neville Longbottom.
"'Please answer soon. The twins only have three days to find somewhere else to stay.
"'Yours Sincerely,
"'Arthur Weasley.'"
"I want them blood-adopted," Harry seethed. "They are my Demon twins and-"
"Calm down, Harry," Tom soothed, taking his hand. "I'm sure Sirius and Remus would be pleased to adopt them."
"Of course!" Sirius said indignantly. "You think we wouldn't? They're like junior Marauders!"
"And you consider them brothers," Remus added sternly, causing Sirius to blush.
"Yeah, that too."
Harry relaxed. "Thank you."
Another owl flew in. Harry recognized this one as a rented owl. It landed in front of him.
After Sirius checked the letter for charms or curses, Harry opened it.
Dear Lord Harrikins,
Our mother, in her idiocy, has decided to disown us. Dad says he has a plan for that, so don't worry your little head about it.
We just wanted to warn you that our mother is planning something with Dumblebutt. She kept getting letters all summer from his Phoenix. We think it has to do with you.
Be careful, little brother.
From, Your Demons,
Fred and George No Name
Harry frowned. "The twins say Mrs. Weasley was getting letters from Dumbledore all summer."
Out of the corner of his eye, Sirius, Remus, and Tom exchanged alarmed glances.
"When are you going to adopt Fred and George?" Harry asked, putting down the letter.
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Blood Test for F.F.W.:
Name: Frederic Fabian Weasley
Father: Arthur Weasley
Mother: Molly Weasley Née Prewett
Godfather: Fabian Prewett (deceased)
Godmother: None
Heir to:
None
Lord to:
None
Blood Test for G.G.W.:
Name: George Gideon Weasley
Father: Arthur Weasley
Mother: Molly Weasley Née Prewett
Godfather: Gideon Prewett
Godmother: None
Heir to:
None
Lord to:
None
Magic Aura of F.F.W.:
Level: 2000 (50% block)
Creature: High Elf
Mate: Draco Lucius Malfoy (Veela)
Animagus (Red Fox)
Elemental Mage (Fire)
Dark Mage
Compulsions: None
Potions: None
Blocks: Magic, keyed to Albus Dumbledore and Molly Weasley Née Prewett
Magic Aura of G.G.W.:
Level: 2000 (50% block)
Creature: High Elf
Mate: Luna Lovegood (Partial Seer)
Animagus (Red Fox)
Elemental Mage (Fire)
Dark Mage
Compulsions: None
Potions: None
Blocks: Magic, keyed to Albus Dumbledore and Molly Weasley Née Prewett
Birth Parents: Arthur Weasley and Molly Weasley Née Prewett
Blood-Adopted Name: Frederic Tenebris Lupin-Black
Blood-Adopted Parents: Remus Lupin-Black Née Lupin and Sirius Lupin-Black Née Black
Blood-Adopted Sibling(s): Harry James Potter
New Godfather(s): Severus Tobias Snape
New Godmother(s): Andromeda Tonks Née Black; Alice Longbottom Née Fawlee
Birth Parents: Arthur Weasley and Molly Weasley Née Prewett
Blood-Adopted Name: George Umbra Lupin-Black
Blood-Adopted Parents: Remus Lupin-Black Née Lupin and Sirius Lupin-Black Née Black
Blood-Adopted Sibling(s): Harry James Potter
New Godfather(s): Severus Tobias Snape
New Godmother(s): Andromeda Tonks Née Black; Alice Longbottom Née Fawlee
(For those of you who ship NevillexLuna: sorry to disappoint you, but it's BlaisexNeville in this story.)
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