~slugs~
"You step on a crack, you break your old hags back- OH SHIT!" Katsuki yelled. They were half way through the forest and were collecting roly polys.
"Kacchan what's a shit?" Izuku asks tilting his head a little.
"I don't know it's a magical word. It made my dad finally win an argument!"Bakugo says with excitement.
"Do auntie mitsuki and uncle masuru get in arguments often?" Izuku asks curiously.
"I don't really know Umm...well yeah. Or dad just yells a lot about old hag being a useless slut." Katsuki says calmly, smiling happily.
"What's a slut?" Izuku asks trying to balance some coloring books on his head. He held a box of crayons and a rubber ball. He held a bucket full of roly polys as well.
"Beats me. Maybe a slug! I like slugs they're cute!"Katsuki exclaims. The books on izuku's head fell as he shivered at the thought.
"Ewww Kacchan those are slimy and gross!" Izuku argues "plus I heard they are poisonous! They are nasty." Izuku says picking the books back up but accidentally making the crayons fall out of the box. He mentally face palmed for not closing it earlier.
"They don't hurt you." Katsuki says starting to pick up the crayons. He was holding markers and a bag with food and drinks
"Oh...ok! Kacchan your really smart!" Izuku says smiling brightly
"I know." Bakugo says jokingly. But to be completely honest, part of it he thought was true.
"143!" Izuku says happily
"Deku what the chicken Alfredo? Why do you keep saying that?"
"I told you. I'm telling you tomorrow. Not today." Izuku says picking up the last book and standing up.
"Tch ok fine." Katsuki says irritated. He got the last of the crayons and put them in the box. Izuku spoted a log a roly poly came out of.
"Kacchan look!" Izuku says pointing at the little bug.
"Pick it up and put it in the bucket." Katsuki says plain and simple. But that was a problem. The reason why Katsuki was the one putting them inside all this time was because Izuku was terrified of any bugs and didn't wanna admit.
"I-I Umm...Kacchan why don't you do that instead?" Izuku asks.
"Deku just pick it up I found one myself." Katsuki says trying to catch a spider he found. He just thought every bug was called a roly poly. Izuku gulped and out down the stuff he held. He got a stick and tried to pick it up using that but it just turned into a ball and rolled under the log. Izuku sighed and flipped the log over only to find a bunch of different insects living under it. Izuku fell back on his ass and screamed as loud as he could. Bakugo flinched and dropped everything he had in his hands in panic. He grabbed a stick for self defense and ran infront of Izuku.
"WHERES THE RAPIST!?" Katsuki yelled going into fighting stance. He cursed himself for not having a quirk yet. Izuku pointed to the log and Katsuki went over and started to wack the thing like no tomorrow, not even looking at what he was wacking.
"FOR NARNIA!" He screamed while wacking. After a full five minutes he finally looked. He missed the bugs the whole time and was hitting a tree. "Deku where is the rapist?" Bakugo asks
"Ummm what is a rapist?"Izuku asks still scared
"A business job." Katsuki says crossing his arms.
"I don't know but look the roly polys!" Izuku says. He pointed at the log. Katsuki looked over and smirked.
"Oh yeah! Jackpot!" He started to pick some of them up. He had four fire ants that bit him twenty times before he killed them, three spiders that weren't poisonous, 10 roly polys, and 7 worms. He put them in a bucket.
"Kacchan?"
"Hm?"
"Your holding that..."
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~143~ do you love me? (Bakudeku but kids. No smut or anything you hisokas)
FanficFour year old izuku and Katsuki go on a trip to the woods to adventure and go to their hideout. During everything Izuku keeps saying 143 and katsuki is confused why. He keeps on asking and asking but Izuku keeps saying no. Will katsuki find out befo...