𝑇𝑜 ℎ𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑏𝑎𝑐𝑘 . -𝑀.𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑘𝑜𝑣𝑖𝑐ℎ

Fuck it

I found myself in my bed  when I woke up only to hear yelling when I got up . When I touched my face it hurt like a bitch I got up off my bed and walked down stairs because the bathroom was occupied . I went to the down stairs mirror to see my nose now black and blue .  "FUCKING FRANK" I cried out in frustration the son of a bitch broke my nose and I have a bruise on my stomach . I exited the bathroom to see everyone staring at me " ivory are you okay?" Lip asked worriedly. I looked at him with no emotion on my face . " I'm all good what's for breakfast."  " Belgian waffles bacon and eggs ."Steve mumbled . " wow steve , you really are trying to impress my sister huh ?" I said with evil smirk . " I'm trying kiddo , I'm trying."  He messed up my hair with his hand . " I hate being 5'5 you fuckers think you can use me as a damn arm rest" I glared at Fiona lip Ian and Steve . " it's not our fault your short" Fiona said laughing and then soon they were all laughing . " Ha Ha fucking Ha  y'all little fucks aren't funny ." I hissed  . " ivory you are way to serious relax"  I was baffled " I- excuse me square up Steve if that's even your real name" I scoffed but of course I was playing but when I said that Steve tensed up . " yo Steve you good man ." ian laughed but he had a concerned look on his face . " yes im f-fine I gotta go ."  "Wow  v great going your 5'5 ass   Scared a grown ass man and your only 16 ." Lip said . " not my fault he can't take a joke , any who Ian your taking me to the store get dressed ."  " the fuck I am why would I do that ." He snorted  I stared daggers at him . "because we have to get that thing in order to do that thing ."  Trying to hint that I had to talk to him about something . " oh yeah ok I'll take you just let me get my jacket ." He cursed under his breath making me laugh . Fiona looked at me confused " what are you all buying from the store?" She asked with a raised    eyebrow . " orange juice" I said but of course Ian was coming down stairs and said " apple juice" at the exact same time fucking twin shit .
I turned around and glared at him before looking back at Fiona . " so your buying both ." She said with raised eyebrows  . "Yes!" We both yelled at the same time . " yeah okay , here's a 20 pick up a few frozen pizzas and anything else you want .bu-." " bring me the receipt when you get home we got it"Ian huffed getting agitated . " okay Jesus what is up your asses today" and with that we both left waving goodbye on the way out .  Ian and i  were walking down the alley way behind the house in silence not an awkward silence but a comfortable one . " I kissed him yesterday." I said I had to get it off my chest I couldn't lie  to  my twin brother about making  out with my best friend . " I know it was pretty obvious you were both smiling like dorks when you left the bathroom , plus when I bring him up you blush ."   " alright shut the fuck up now and let's just buy these damn groceries ." I retorted . " whatever you say Milady"  I rolled my eyes and pulled him into the store . We were zooming through aisles on our carts when we crashed causing a loud boom. " Jesus Gallagher you two can't go anywhere without ruining shit" I heard a familiar voice say . Ian helped me up . I turned around to see Mickey when he froze which made me self conscious then I thought about my nose . " for fucks sake Gallagher what happened to your nose ." He said cupping my cheek  with one hand while his other rapped around my waist . " frank" I huffed out . " I'm sorry what?!" He said raising his voice " would you keep it down I'm pretty sure the whole town just heard your loud ass ." I giggled making him smile a bit before his face was stern again " this isn't funny ivory he hit you your a girl ."  He said looking down at me " we could pull his teeth out cut off his hands  he can't even be identified ..." he kept rambling about hurting frank . " Mickey ..." I said but he was still babbling "Mickey..." god he needs to shut up . "MIKHAILO" I screeched he looked shocked that I used his real name . " what princess ...?" He said rubbing my cheek with his thumb . " we aren't doing any of that frank hasn't showed up in 24 hours I guarantee you nothing will happen." I said reassuring him that everything would be alright . " fine , but if he pulls that shit again I will beat his ass before Ian does ." He smirked at me . " yeah good luck with that he's way faster then your short ass ."
" you forget that Im 6'0 and your 5'5 your short ass can't call me short."  " fuck you mickey I gotta go I'll see you at the store later yeah ?" I said giggling . " yeah I'll see you around ginger snap ."  He waved me off . " I'll see you around ginger snap" Ian said mocking Mickey . I hit him on the side of his head
" shut up giant let's just get ice cream and go home ." 
15 mins later
" alrighty we have ice cream three frozen pizzas diapers and bandages that'll be 20.00 dollars" Ian passed him the 20.00 " now if the lady will come back if she is interested in signing these forms for free coupons each month she may." I looked at Ian and he seemed okay with it so I went . When we reached his office I sat in the chair to the opposite side of his desk . " we have forms for hot dogs corn dogs  wheines cream cheese mayo" he said looking at me I looked at his dick and saw he had a boner . " are you fucking serious , your saying if I gargle you're old man balls you'll give me free coupons ." " yeah" he said sarcastically he pushed me down of the chair and started to unzip his pants when I hit him in the stomach . " fuck you don't ever touch me again or I will beat you with my shoe you ass hat" I said swinging at him one more time before he hit the ground . I stormed out of his office walking back to the aisle practically growling " Ian let's go !" He began to bag the shit while I waited outside I really fucking hate men . " what happened v ?" Ian asked he stood a good distance away from me making sure he won't get hit if he says something wrong . " I fucking hate men that's what happened I'd be better off as a fucking lesbo skank."  " oh shut up we all know your as straight as I'll get out ." He said shoving me I glared at him I could feel the steam coming off of me  as we walked down the side walk . we were finally home I walked in the door still pissed off about the store thing . I slammed the door shut behind me causing everyone to jump . I stormed into the kitchen pulling out a can of beer chugging it till it was all gone . " Ian is she good?" I heard Debbie asked concerned . " no she is not good dear sister and you wanna know why because I can't get a subscription for free coupons without having to gargle old man balls , men are fucking disgusting be a lesbo when you get older Debbie breath and sleep lesbo  and don't go shopping at Hortons without one of us ."I said motioning to me Fiona lip and Ian .
" okay , what are old man balls and why do you have to gargle them ?" Debbie asked facing  lip  . " its an old man pe- ." He was interupted by veronica and kev barging in the door  with groceries . " hey gallaghers , hey ivory hows the nose ." " still hurts like a bitch , but ill be alright , whats in the bags" i said trailing behind her when i heard sniffling  i turned around to see debs crying . " debs what wrong" fiona asked she bent down to her level so she could wipe her tears . " daddy hasnt been back in two days im scared ." Was she serious shit im glad the son of a bitch was gone less trouble for me . Ian looked at me with a serious face telling me to not say a word that would upset her anymore than she already was . " its ok debs im sure he'll show up eventually" i said reasuringly " hopefully never again" lip muttered under his breath i hit him in the stomach telling him to shut the fuck up . " lets search in all the regular spots" fiona said . We all paired up i was with fiona and lip with ian . We rushed out the door hoping that the son of a bitch would turn up soon but that was very unlikely we searched the alibi , the l , the bridge , batty sheilas house nothing . Until we got a call from tony saying there was body that was unidentified by a fence . We rushed down to the sight hoping that frank wasnt dead i mean it wouldnt be awful if he was but still .  They turned the body around and it was just a homeless man we all cheered and raced home . I was obviously 2nd because ian and his tall as had really long legs . We walked in the house shivering our asses off because it was freezing outside . Fiona patted me on the head telling me she would be right back she took steve in the kitchen and started yelling at him we all tensed up . They said something about canada and frank being kidnapped . I was about to head upstairs when i heard fiona yell " what happens with my family and what goes on in this house had fuck all to do with you !" She yelled slapping him on the cheek " he hit a child" " you know what  you got him there you get him back ."  I hurried up the  stairs and went to my room to take a nap .