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Ah, Saturdays. The holy holiday for the Bois. This Saturday, Bakusquad kicked Mina, and they were gonna hit up the bar. As you already know, Sero is the designated driver. It was at this very moment that Kami decided to make a full 180. The dialogue went like this:
Thotsuki Bakuhoe: Hey, Dunceface! Where the f*ck are you going
Kami: *mumbling* I'm thirsty. We just passed a vending machine... and... Why is your hair green?
Kirisunshine: Is he on something?
Bakusquad minus Kami : * remembers Denki ran off with Sero's LSD chocolates, saying they weren't sweet enough* Sh*t...
Sero: *hands Kami the money* This should be enough, bro.
Kirisunshine: Not fair, you're always spoiling him...
Thotsuki Bakugo: Ain't you spoiled enough with this d*ck?
Kami: *Walks up to the vending machine and buys something* GuYs, look! I found something... COME LOOK
Kami: * swings brass knuckles and a trench knife around*
Sero: Are you sure that came out of the vending machine?
Kirishima: Let's check. *Puts money in the vending machine and selects a random snack*
Sero: *Pulls out a paper titled "How to get away with murdering Katsuki Bakugo"* Well, shit. Denki, you were right. High as hell, but still right.
Kami: Give me that! I wanna learn how to murder Bakugo.
Thotsuki Bakuhoe: *blows up the paper* Saturday for the Bois is postponed until further notice. Pack and leave, b*tches.
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Dear Nobody (BNHA Writing Prompts)
Historia CortaA bunch of BNHA writing prompts I wrote out but never had the courage to post anywhere. Featuring: Broccoli Boi, Pikachu, Boom Boom B*tch, Daddy Issues, Kirisunshine, and Zoom Zoom