Disclaimer: I don't own BNHA/MHA or any of its characters, those belong to Kohei Horikoshi. I'm only using Kirishima Eijirou for a writing prompt. Stay safe! Word count: 360 words
Making Kirisunshine is a complex process. If you do not follow the instructions to the exact specifications, well... You don't want to know what happens. Do it correctly, and Kirisunshine will brighten all of the days of your life. There are no short cuts to making a Kirisunshine, he must be protected at all costs.
Step 1
Grab a Kirishima mold. ( You can acquire this by laughing at dank memes for 10 hours, it'll show up on your doorstep .)
Step 2
Grab a spatula, mixer, and 1 L measuring cup. You will need seventeen ingredients. They are (in no particular order): Fandom Tears, Character Development, Manliness, Frustration, Fear, Determination, Patience, Enthusiasm, Bullying, Low Self-Esteem, Low Confidence, a chance encounter with Mina Hair Dye, Hair Gel, Bravery, Selflessness, Friendliness, Passion, Numbness, UA, Crimson Riot.
Step 3
Take 1 L of Bullying and pour it into the mold. Let it sit for fifteen minutes.
Step 4
Add the Low Self-Esteem and Low Confidence in. Let it sink in for a while too.
Step 5
Pitch 1/4 l of Fear, 3/4 L of Frustration and a little more of Low Self-Esteem and throw in some Numbness
Step 6
Add a chance encounter with Mina in the mold. Pour all of the Low Self-Esteem and Low Confidence you have left in there.
Step 7
Throw in all of the Crimson Riot you have in the mold. Let it sit for 2 hours
Step 8
Dump in 2 L of Hair gel and 2 L of Hair dye. Mix the ingredients
Step 9
Pour 5 L of each ingredient in this order: Determination, Character Development, UA, Friendliness, Patience, Passion, Bravery, Selflessness, Fandom Tears, Kirishima Protection Squad with a drop of Casual Low Self-Esteem. Mix the ingredients.
Step 10
Close the mold very carefully and let it sit for 2 days
And that's it, you are done making your very own Kirishima! Make sure to shower him with love! Have a nice day guys!
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