"Aw, who old is your baby?"
"36 months."
"WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SAY THREE YEARS, MAN?"
"BECAUSE I WANT TO SOUND SMART."
"So how's that working out for you, being a forty-something year old man and haven't gone through college yet?"
"You can shut your face. No one knows that and no one will know that anytime soon."
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Being a single delivery nurse is a hard job. And Ryan Owen has that job. It's not only depressing to hold cute babies and not be able to keep them, but also depressing because all of his ex-girlfriends have dumped him because he is a delivery man.
Enter Matt, an eighteen year old boy who got his girlfriend pregnant. When seeing Ryan steal a baby, he doesn't think much about it. Until three years later he confronts Ryan - but not because Matt wants to rat out Ryan, but for kicks. He doesn't take this whole baby thing seriously at all.
An angry daughter, a lesbian experience, a ticket that doesn't get paid, someone going to jail, and babies being mixed up, you get two awesome fathers. And maybe a few angry people.
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moe here [verbivore]. doesn't it sound great or what?
story coming out some time in 2015. I'm really excited bc stealing babies imma right or imma right?
also ryan is seth rogen imma right or imma right?
this is gonna be awesome.
please show love to me [verbivore] and violet [illuminate_]. it's greatly appreciated and the story will come fast if y'all do c;
k moe out
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father-mucker [c. soon]
Humor"This is the story of how i became a father." "And kidnapped a baby." "You know, it's not exactly kidnapping if I'm giving her a better life. That woman had seven other children! She couldn't have possibly taken care of her AND keep a job AND-" "Oh...
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