"If candy is bad for babies, wouldn't that make stealing candy from babies a good thing?"
"You're an idiot."
"Aw, thanks."
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father-mucker [c. soon]
Humor"This is the story of how i became a father." "And kidnapped a baby." "You know, it's not exactly kidnapping if I'm giving her a better life. That woman had seven other children! She couldn't have possibly taken care of her AND keep a job AND-" "Oh...
prologue
"If candy is bad for babies, wouldn't that make stealing candy from babies a good thing?"
"You're an idiot."
"Aw, thanks."
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