You Make Me Happy [Taekook]

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JJK POV

Today will be the most dreaded day of my entire life of existence. Today is the day that I may not be as polite as I usually am. Today might be the day somebody gets a cup of tea to the face. Today my friends, may the day I get a knock on my door receiving a restraining order. Today my friends, is the lovely birthday of Kim Yuna- Taehyungs mother- the bitch who can't hope off my dick. Eww gross, forget I said that.

While I was sitting in the kitchen contemplating and watching the time to see if I have enough time to fake being sick hospitalized and drained, so I don't gotta meet the wicked witch of the west, My phone buzz signaling I got a text message.

I ignored it a bit seeing as the kids were with tae, getting ice cream, and today is the only day I can sit my ass down for a couple hours noise-free and finish watching Legacies. At least if the witch poisoned me with her food I would at least finish watching the last 3 episodes of this season.

My phone continued to buzz repeatedly so I picked it up, getting excited seeing who sent the message.

𝔎𝔦𝔪 𝔰𝔢𝔬𝔨𝔧𝔦𝔫 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔥𝔦𝔰 6 𝔇𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔣𝔰, 𝔴𝔢𝔩𝔩 𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔢 𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔢 2 𝔟𝔲𝔱 𝔢𝔥

ℙ𝕖𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕪𝕁𝕚n
Hello uncultured swines of a souls, Queen bee jin do hereby call to order a group meeting

ℙ𝕖𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕪𝕁𝕠𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕖
Heyo

𝕁-𝔻𝕠𝕡𝕖
sup tied down Mommies and Daddies

𝕁𝕚𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕝𝕪
Okay j-hoe why don't you crawl back into the hole you came out of

𝕁-𝔻𝕠𝕡𝕖
Awe chim I would but she already left thanks for being so considerate😊

𝕁𝕚𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕝𝕪
Asshole!

ℙ𝕖𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕪𝕁𝕚n
cool it fuckers, where's yo whack ass husband and where's the taekook bafoons.

𝔾𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕞𝕪𝕄𝕚𝕟
sup hoes, Hey jiminie

ℙ𝕖𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕪𝕁𝕚n
awe look what the kittie dropped off min loongay

ℙ𝕖𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕪𝕁𝕚n
where's tae and kook?

𝕁-𝔻𝕠𝕡𝕖
why you asking us they prolly fucking or some shit

𝕁𝕚𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕝𝕪
okay why don't you just shut your mouth j-cunt, they got kids, and plus they can control their hormones unlike you fucker

𝕁-𝔻𝕠𝕡𝕖
damn chim, did yoongi's dick go too far or did he ram the wrong hole, what's gotten yo titties in a bundle short thang

𝔾𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕞𝕪𝕄𝕚𝕟.
Yah, idiot, have you forgotten he's pregnant, he's hormonal, keep fucking with him and watch him gut your ass, plus I never miss so shut it.

ℙ𝕖𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕪𝕁𝕚n
looks like I don't have to watch the Kardashians for some cranking ass drama, shit I can save hundreds cutting cable off and press play in this GC letting the drama begin

ℙ𝕖𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕪𝕁𝕠𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕖
babe, you do realize we have 4 kids who watch tv right

ℙ𝕖𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕪𝕁𝕚n
shit yeah you right

𝔾𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕞𝕪𝕄𝕚𝕟
where is gguk and tae

ℙ𝕖𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕪𝕁𝕚n
we been asking that, stay woke grandpa

𝔾𝔾𝕦𝕜𝕚𝕍𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕖
Hi, how are yah.

𝕁-𝔻𝕠𝕡𝕖
Jeffree Star has entered the chat

𝕁𝕚𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕝𝕪
yet j-oak you claim to not be gay hmm

ℙ𝕖𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕪𝕁𝕚𝕟
HIIIIIII GGUKIE!!

𝕁𝕚𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕝𝕪
OMG HIIII KOOKSS

𝔾𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕞𝕪𝕄𝕚𝕟
sup kookie

𝕁-𝔻𝕠𝕡𝕖
ha-low fetus

ℙ𝕖𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕪𝕁𝕠𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕖
Hi Kook

𝔾𝔾𝕦𝕜𝕚𝕍𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕖
Hiiii GAYYSS

ℙ𝕖𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕪𝕁𝕚𝕟
where's tae?

𝔾𝔾𝕦𝕜𝕚𝕍𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕖
Tae and the kids went out for ice cream, so he possibly won't be chatting with ya'll today.

𝕁𝕚𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕝𝕪
awe that's cute! I wanted to see that alien tho

𝔾𝔾𝕦𝕜𝕚𝕍𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕖
lol, maybe next time chim, btw, what's was this meeting about anyway jin-hyung?

ℙ𝕖𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕪𝕁𝕚𝕟
Oh shit I forgot, thanks for reminding me gguk. I was thinking that maybe we should meet up cause all the kids are on break and most of us own our own jobs so we should plan a little get together or trip. I came up with something so hear me out and see if you agree are not.

𝕁-𝔻𝕠𝕡𝕖
wait so reunion for the gays and me

𝔾𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕞𝕪𝕄𝕚𝕟
Shut it clownfish, let him finish

ℙ𝕖𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕪𝕁𝕚𝕟
Thanks yoongs, anyway, since all of you have kids which is hard to travel with, and since kook you have a 2-year-old baby, and chim you're pregnant, I don't want us to do any long travel, the kids prolly won't like that and that won't be helpful to kook and chim. Joonie and I just bought a leisure house in Seoul. The yoonmin and taekook couple live there, it'll be like a 40 something drive. Me and Joon can handle the drive up there our kids are all older so it won't be a problem. And hobi, well you find some way to get here. we can spend a week together, at the house, it'll be fun. There's a pool, campfire site and etc.

ℙ𝕖𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕪𝕁𝕚𝕟
what do you guys think?

𝕁𝕚𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕝𝕪
omg that sounds like so much fun, I'm down, thanks Hyung for being so considerate. OH BTW yoongs went back to sleep but he thinks its a cool idea.

𝕁-𝔻𝕠𝕡𝕖
At least you thought of me, sure I'm down

𝔾𝔾𝕦𝕜𝕚𝕍𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕖
Awe Hyung, that's very sweet of you, I'm excited, it sounds like a good idea and tae will a hundred percent say yes. Altho, for the drive I would have to get a definite distance because jungtae gets sick driving too long

𝕁𝕚𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕝𝕪
kookie I put the address in for me, its 40mins from where I live and you live like 20mins away from me so its probably like an hour for you.

𝔾𝔾𝕦𝕜𝕚𝕍𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕖.
That's not too bad, we'll see. Jin hyung that as a really nice idea. I'm excited. I have to go now guys, tae is back and I gotta make food, Tty guys soon!

𝕁𝕚𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕝𝕪
bye bye kookie

J-DOPE
BAI

ℙ𝕖𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕪𝕁𝕚𝕟
Bye Bun!

𝔾𝔾𝕦𝕜𝕚𝕍𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕖 is offline

ℙ𝕖𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕪𝕁𝕠𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕖.
so who's gonna say it

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