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Taste Buds are Assholes *fluff*

Overview-
Soulmate Au where u can taste what your soulmate tastes when you both turn sixteen, kirishima's soulmate is an asshole.

Ejirou Kirishima finally turns sixteen tomorrow. His taste wont be his own anymore, as it will be shared with his soulmate. Its five thirty when he is awoken by his first taste into love, toothpaste. Not very exciting, but who the fuck wakes up at five thirty in the morning to brush their teeth? Kirishima groans, rolling over and scrunching his nose up, he hopes he can go back to sleep. He finally starts drifting off before a horrible taste invades his mouth, orange juice. He makes a weird sound and his whole face contorts to one if disgust. First its early rising then toothpaste and orange juice, he can already tell that either his soulmate is an asshole or they are very weird. Knowing he cant go back to the comfy arms of sleep, he decides to get ready. Maybe a nice shower could wake him up a bit. He gathers his things before heading to the community shower area. All of the lights are off except for the common area and kitchen. Someone must be up. He hurries towards the showers and quickly undresses, letting hot water trickle down his body and into the drain. He lathers his body in some generic male scented body wash and rinses it off. He squirts some of the green apple flavored (if u get this ily) shampoo and runs it through his hair. The suds falling into his face he closes his eyes as the soap would sting. Not thinking, because its Kirishima here, he licks his lips and is met with the even worsted taste then this morning. After being thoroughly disgusted, he lets out a little laugh. Should teach them. His thought it interrupted by the door opening and someone running into the bathroom to what he guess, brush their teeth. "Fucking what the hell," someone grumbles before shoving the toothbrush and toothpaste into their mouth. Kirishima is instantly met with the taste, and his eyes widen. He out there brushing his teeth, his soulmate. Well yeah dumb ass if i just tastes artificial soap i would brush my teeth too. Kirishima hurried thought the rest of his shower and wraps a towel around his waste after turning off the shower. He red hair falls off his shoulders and water droplets fall down his shoulders and his back. He drawls the curtain back and sees he is met with an empty bathroom. Damn, he left. Kirishima hurriedly dresses for the day and spikes up his hair. Its only 6:20 now, meaning he had about another hour before he should head to school. He slowly walks toward the kitchen, being met by bakugo on the common room couch.

"Good morning" kirishima exclaims, setting to the left of Bakugo. He must've not seen the red head coming, because he jumped and little explosions rang out from his palms. "The fuck shitty hair!" The blonde yelled quickly jumping off the couch. "Jeez calm down dude. You're gonna wake up the whole dorm!" Kiri smiled as bakugo flopped back on the couch. "You be grateful its your birthday or i would have exploded your ass." Bakugo growled. The other laughed a little. "Best birthday gift i've gotten ever, immunity of the all mighty bakugo!" He finishes with a laugh. A growl emitted from the one on the right "i never said all day hair for brains." He mumbles. "Alright bakubro," kiri laughs. He seems a little to giggle today but who cares it his birthday. "I'm making coffee, you want some?"he asks, getting up from the couch. "Just black" baku grunts.

"You know if anyone else is up besides us?" Kiri asks, grabbing two coffee mugs before filling both with water. He fills up the coffee pot with the water in the mugs when he heard a soft "no". He turns the coffee pot on going back to set on the couch. He thoughts wondered back to this morning, could Baku be his soulmate due to the teeth brushing incident? I mean what do u think this is some shitty fanfic ( i mean yes it is but thats okay because we all gotta start somewhere) kirishima quickly dismisses the idea. "Why are you up so early?" Baku asks from across the couch. "My soulmate actually," he grins. Bakugo looks at him with a weird glance. "Your soulmate?" He asks. "Well yeah, woke me up with a disgusting combo of toothpaste and orange juice." Kiri laughs. The blonde turns as red at Kiri's hair. "Ah u okay man?" The red head says, eyebrows furrowing with concern. "Im only gonna say this once shitty hair, so open your ears and actually use your brain once in a while." Bakugo says. Kirishima turns his head like a puppy and replies with an "okay". "I think im your soulmate." Bakugo mutters out. Now kiri's face matches Baku's. He laughs almost nervously. "No way," he replies. Baku glares a bit "ok, well i just got my soulmate taste today and guess what that was asshole." He growls. "Soap, and guess what its the fucking green apple shit you use," he continues. "Oh fuck! It is you. Why the fuck do you drink orange juice after toothpaste!" Kirishima asks while hes flustered. "What? you're not strong enough to deal with the taste" he smirks. "Dude that gross," kiri laughs. "So i guess where just gonna skip over the whole 'oh im supposed to live my whole life with you bullshit" baku says. "I mean i dont mind having you as my soulmate" kirishima winks. Bakugo blushes "well fucker your stuck with me now" he yells. The coffee pot dings and kirishima runs to pour the coffee he turns to hand the cup to bakugo and sets down beside him, slowly drinking the caffeinated bean water. "Well if were stuck together, would you, bakugo Katsuki, want to be my boyfriend" kirishima asks. "Fucking time u bitch, youve been flirting with me for what, beginig of school year," baku replys. Kiri laughs and does the hand on the back of the next thing, you know what im talking about. "Sure shitty hair, just kinda keep it on the down-lo, i dont want people to think im fucking gay," he growls. "But you are," kiri responds, then gets slapped in the back of the head. He makes a large "ack" sound and bakugo gets up and retrieves the now empty cups and starts the dishwasher. "Aww already acting like my wife," kiri responds and instantly get hit with a large heat wave to the face, good thing his quirk was on. "Watch it bitch, doenst mean i wont kick you ass to the curb. "Bakugo! kirishima! Are you to okay? We heard an explosion and as class president i came as quick as i could." Iida runs into the kitchen. "Yeah were fine sanic!" Baku yells before stomping into his room, only twenty minuets till school starts and more people gather into the room now.

After many birthday wishes and hugs, kirshima makes it school. The day stretched on till it got to lunch. "What'd you get shitty hair?" Bakugo asks, looking at his lunch tray. "Why do you so suddenly care?" Kirishima teases. The blonde stares deep into his eyes, "you wanna play that game you bastard." He responds and sets at the bakusquad table. Kirishima meets up with the other members before heading and setting across from bakugo. "Kiri! I cant believe you sixteen now! Have you meet your soulmate yet?" Mina screams, excitement basically radiating off her body. "Yeah i have," he replies. The whole table gasps and he receives a kick in the shin from his soulmate as he glares daggers. Questions bombard him. In the midst of them he hears one, "yeah who is it shitty hair?" Baku asks. Sero turns to look at the walking explosive and cocks an eyebrow, "what you jealous bakubro?" He teases. Baku almost blushes vut that quickly turns that into a scowl, "no u plain face, i thought id fucking ask!" He yells, threw a mild punch to sero's arm. "Ooooohh Baku's jealous," kaminari sings out. "Shut up Walmart pikachu!" The other growls. That how the rest of the lunch continued with baku being bullied and teased, before he finally left in a frenzy. "Look what u did, hes going to go blow something up!" Kiri shouts. "Cmon the school doenst need anymore collateral damage, im gonna go find him, be careful hero training is sparing today and hes gonna beat your asses." Kiri laughs as he begins to lift himeslf off the seat, but his laugh is cut short with what felt like fire pouring down his throat. "Oh my god dick move," he coughed out setting back down, coughing loudly. "Hey man u okay?" Kaminari asks and places a hand on his shoulder. "Soulmate." He said and raised up, his face was flushed and his mouth hang open showing his sharp teeth. "Ill be back im going to use the restroom," he replied holding his throat and walking into the bathroom. He saw a blonde with crimson eyes drinking what seems to be hot sauce. "I fuckning hate you," kiri groans as he splashes water on his face. Bakugo pulls away from the bottle and smirks, "this light shit makes you hot? Aw get ready for a fucking rollercoster," he chuckles. Kiri turns to look at the blond and smiles. "What ya grinning for?" He yells. Kirishima scoots closer, cupping the back of the others neck , pulling him slightly forward, and catching the shorter boys lips in his. The bell rang as the red hair pulled back. "You had a bit of hot sauce there, i got it for ya." He smiles running out of the bathroom, getting to class pretty early. The blond stood there a shock and eventually headed back to the class, only half a minuet to spare. He walked in and kiri being flirty gave him a wink. Tiny explosions emitted from his hands and he flushed pink, the sound alerted the class and all looked at him. "The fuck u looking at extras!" He shouted grumpily walking to his seat. Iida stood up quickly m, about to lecture before aizawa stepped in the door.

The bell rang and Kiri is instantly being pulled away twoards the door by Bakugo. "Hey man, slow down i might fall." Kiri shouted but the pulling continued. It continued all the way to the dorms and into the blondes room. "Hey, look im sorry for the incident in the bathroom, please dont beat me up!" Kiri squeaks as the door shuts, the sound makes him flinches and he closes his eyes. He expected a explosion but lips met his in a furry. Passion and love flowed from the lips pressed against his as he returns the kiss. Kiri's eyes flutter open and he sees bakugo over him, blushing red. "If your gonna kiss me dickweed you have to do it right." He spat. Kiri giggled. "If thats so," he says as he snakes his arms around bakugos waist, pushing the two together. Bakugo finds his arms thrown over the others shoulders while looking into the others eyes. Bakugo leans up as kiri leans down and they meet into another kiss, eyes flutter shut as they melt into each others arms. Baku pulls back and takes a breath " you dont know how long ive wanted to do that," he huffs. Kiri only smiles, gathering his breath. Bakugo lays his head done kn the taller's chest and snuggles closer to him. "Who knew the angry Pomeranian and be soft," kiri whispers in his ears. "Watch it loverboy," bakugo says as he pushes the other away, walking toward the door.

The silence in the common room was unnatural at this time and the lights were off to. Kiri walks into the room looking around for the crowd and is met with the lights flickering on and people jump out from hiding spots with a loud "happy birthday!". Kiri smiles widely and looks around, tears gather in his eyes. "Guys." He whines, and all gather them in one hug, minus mineta, eww.

The party continues and the games are being set out. Kiri makes him way to the kitchen, where bakugo sets around, eating a few cheetos here and there. "So i guess you were the one to go and distract me," he smirks and looks around before slithering his arm onto bakugos waist. Bakugo thc'ed and looked the other way "happy birthday shitty hair,".

Wow okay i kinda liked that, im proud of myself. I thought why not do something like this itll be fun. Ive got so many ideas why not use the time. Anyways thank you for reading and im sorry for the typing errors and if Bakuhoe is kinda out of character. Anyways stay safe and have a good day/night!