This type of chapter is just an excuse to write incorrect quotes-
Aries:
[loses Katsuki at the mall]
You: have you seen my brother?!
You: about this tall, ash blonde spiky hair
Worker:
You: clearly gay but we haven't had the talk
Taurus:
You: 99.9% of the people on this app are stupid
Kaminari: I'm the 1%
Bakugou:
Bakugou: dumbass you mean the 0.1%
Gemini:
Uraraka: how much did you spend on this dress?!
You: $1400. But all of it's on credit card, so it's like $5 a month for 2000 years.
Uraraka:
You:
Uraraka:
You: what?
Cancer:
Bakugou, drunk: Alright, so you and I are married
You: we are not married
Bakugou: relax, it's just pretend
You: I don't want to pretend
Bakugou: scared you'll like it?
You: okay, if we're married, I want a divorce
Ashido: are you two like this all the time?
Kirishima, shaking his head: yes, they are
Leo:
You: don't you think that this is crazy?
Midoriya: what?
You: my heart is beating so loudly right now
Midoriya, blushing: why?
You: Theres a cockroach near your feet
Midoriya: -jumps in midair-
Virgo:
Bakugou: I could kill you if I wanted to
You: Yeah? So could another human being
Bakugou:
You: so could a dog
Bakugou:
You: so could a dedicated duck
Bakugou:
You: You aren't special, Bakugou
Libra:
All Might: how did you two get in an accident?
You: We were driving and there was a deer on the road, so I said "Kaminari, deer!"
All Might: And?
You: Tell him what you said
Kaminari:
Kaminari: "Yes, honey?"
Scorpio:
Kirishima: are you in love with Bakugou?
You, sweating: ...no
Kirishima: then why do you draw S+B in hearts everywhere?
You: it stands for suffering and bitterness
Sagittarius:
Bakugou: I can do whatever I want!
You: I'm calling your mother
Bakugou: no wait-
Capricorn:
You: Ashido! I heard you joined the Bakusquad! What is it like working with them?
Ashido: Imagine working with completely civilized, responsible and mature people
You: ...okay
Ashido: Now throw that idea out of the window
Aquarius:
Kirishima: here you are, a nice how cup of coffee!
You: oh, it's cold
Kirishima: nice cup of coffee!
You: it's horrible!
Kirishima: cup of coffee
You: I'm not even sure it's coffee
Kirishima:... cup.
Pisces:
*midoriya and Bakugou fighting in the background*
You: can I get a waffle?
*continues to fight*
You: can I PLEASE get a waffle
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BNHA Zodiacs
FanfictionYou probably know it by now :) Haikyuu! was added on later.. Key (Titles will have): - for BNHA ~ for Haikyuu! I will try to upload 3 times a week! (Yes, the cover was made by me... please no hate 🥺)
