This one is kinda random
Aries:
You: I have a lot of knives up my sleeves!
Midoriya: uh, I think you mean tricks?
Bakugou: she did not
You, taking out the knives: I did not
Taurus:
You: did you fall from heaven?
Kaminari: awww is this a pick up-
You: not even God wanted you, damn
Gemini:
You: okay so, olive oil is made out of olives right?
Bakugou: yeah no shi-
You: then baby oil-
Bakugou: no
Cancer:
You: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him, what do I do?
Kaminari: punch him in the stomach, then kiss him when he doubles over in pain.
Sero: kick him in the shin!
Ashido: dump him!
Bakugou: kill him!
Kirishima: ...you could just ask me to lean down...
Leo:
Kaminari: Hey do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
You:youre a hazard to society
Bakugou, from another room: and a coward, do twenty!
Virgo:
You: the food's too hot, I can't eat it!
Todoroki: youre too hot but I can still eat you
You: *blushes*
Todoroki: *winks at you*
Bakugou: one dinner. I just want ONE DINNER
Libra:
Bakugou: I'm not doing too well
Bakugou: I'm having a headache that keeps coming and going
You: *walks into the room*
Bakugou: oh there it is again
Scorpio:
You: so today we have hero training, right?
Aizawa: *yawns*
Aizawa: yeah today we are going to learn *yawns*
Aizawa:
Aizawa: screw it, go play with your quirks, eat, finger paint. I'm going to sleep.
Sagittarius:
Kirishima: *gets down on one knee*
You, tearing up: oh my quirk, it's finally happening
Kirishima: *ties his shoe laces*
You: you stopped wearing those fucking Crocs!
Capricorn:
You, banging on the door: Todoroki, open up!
Todoroki: well, it all started when I was a kid...
Bakugou: not what they meant-
Midoriya: let him finish.
Aquarius:
You: why did you give Toga a knife?!
Dabi: she felt unsafe
You: now I feel unsafe!
Dabi: I'm sorry
Dabi:
Dabi: ...would you like a knife?
Pisces:
Bakugou: the glass is half empty
You: I think the glass is half full
Bakugou:
Bakugou: I think you're full of shit
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BNHA Zodiacs
FanfictionYou probably know it by now :) Haikyuu! was added on later.. Key (Titles will have): - for BNHA ~ for Haikyuu! I will try to upload 3 times a week! (Yes, the cover was made by me... please no hate 🥺)
