My Avenger oneshots

Peter Quinn

Back story:Miss Maria's pizza (Tony owns it) the avengers + deadpool just finished a mission. Wade and Peter broke up 2 months ago and the wound is still fresh (for Wade anyways) so Peter Shuri and Mj go to eat pizza to celebrate Peter being single for 2 months 

Did I forget to mention that Harley Kenner is in this. 

Oh yeah this is a DC crossover. 

            At Miss Maria's pizza 

The avengers + deadpool are eating. 

Deadpool:And then I was like no you're blind--

Steve:Why would you say that? 

Deadpool:Because she's blind Al. An old blind woman. The readers know who i'm talking about *wink*

Tony:Anyways... 

                      *door opens*

Ned:*On the phone* Yes. No. Yes I am at Miss Maria's place. Just now. Who ummm? Idk.Come on Peter. We have to celebrate it here. Yay see you. Bye dude.*phone cuts off*

Maria:Hello again Ned

Ned:Hi Miss Maria. How are you? 

Maria:Oh I am very well thank you. What about you? 

Ned:I'm good but Peter not so much. 

Maria:Oh no what happened. 

Ned:It's not my place to say but I know he needs the best pizza in Queens to cheer him up. Is it okay if we stay here for a few hours? 

Maria:Of course. So are you eating in or out today? 

Ned:In today please. 

Maria:The usuals? 

Ned:Yes please thank you. 

He goes and sits in the booth at the back. 

Enter Mj dragging Peter by the hand

Peter:But I don't wanna go! (sorry I teared up too) 

Mj:Well you are going to have to deal with it because we're here now. 

Both:Hi Miss Maria 

Maria:Hello Mj, Peter 

Peter:Well you're lucky I'm hungry because I would have gone home. 

Mj:I know that's why I kept you talking. 

Peter:Wow. You're just like my mom. 

Mj:I'm going to take that as a compliment. She's badass

Peter:It was a compliment. 

They sit down. Peter is in the middle. 

Mj:Sure loser. 

Ned:Do you 2 ever stop bickering back and forth like an old married couple. 

Peter:I ask my parents that same question every day

Tony:(to deadpool) why do you keep on looking at him like that?

Deadpool:He's my ex. 

Sam:Why did you break up? 

Deadpool:I didn't want our relationship to be a public thing and he couldn't keep ignoring my existence in school so we broke up, and I got a new girlfriend after 2 weeks. He looks a little thinner than 2 months ago. 

Nat:Oh (curses at him in Russian)

Deadpool:Was that russian--wait who's that? 

Harley Kenner comes running inside.