i will regret this- what? gonner and dixie oneshots

"what in the world!?"

This is bootiful, sorry i keep changing this. But its funny.

"Dang it,i forgot my belt inside!" Dixie said as she ran back in the house to get her belt with the azoth from her room. But when she got up to her room she found someone who seemed to be waiting for her. "Gonner what in the world are you doing here!?" Gonner turns around and smiles his stupid smile. "I thought youd be happy to see me me hearty!" He gets up and walks towards her. She puts her hand up. "Hold up. You know i m going on vacation for a week right?" "What are ye talking about dixie?" He looks confused. 'Oh. My. God. Isis didnt tell him. Shit.' She thinks to herself. He tilts his head. "Gonner, im going on vacation with my mom for a week. Didnt isis tell you?" "No, nothin from that scallywag about that. In fact she just avoided me the whole day." She groans in annoyance. "Well, i am. Sorry bud. No adventures for a week." He frowns in dissapointment. "Man, i had a nice one planned for today too." He says. "We'll do that next week but. Yeah. Well, ive gotta grab my belt and ill be going." She walks towards her bedside table but its not there. She looks at gonner and he has this smug look on his face. "Did you take my belt?" She asks. "Maybe." He simply replies. He takes her belt out of his pocket. She runs and reaches for it but he keeps it out of her reach. "Haha, ur not leaving without me getting a kick out of teasing ye first lassie." He says. He holds it up as high as he can. Him being taller than her doesnt help either.

~ meanwhile outside at the car~

"what is she doing up there?" Dixie's mom says as she climbs out of the car and proceeds to walk to the house and up the stairs to Dixie's room. She presses her ear against the door and hears, a pirate boy? 'What is going on in there' dixie's mom thinks to herself. She hears laughing and dixie struggling to get something. "Give it back gonner!!" She hears dixie yell. "Gonner?" She mumbles. She slowly opens the door to see a ZOMBIE and DIXIE laughing and dixie's trying to reach for her belt. "What in the world!?" Her mom says. Gonner and dixie stop dead in thier tracks. (No pun intended) dixie, slowly but surely looks over to her mom. "Hi mom.... How are you?" "Dixie what in the world are you doing with this MONSTER!?" Dixie's mom points to gonner still holding the belt in his hand high out of reach. He slowly gives the belt back to dixie and gets up off of her bed and out the window. "I got you covered." Dixie whispers to gonner as he leaves out the window. "See you next week!" He whispers heading back to the cemetary. "So..... We going now?"