i got a request to write a poem so i'm gonna write a story :).. there once was a man who wanted to fart but he was fart constipated so he went to his local pharmacy and looked for anti fart constipation pills but he couldn't find any so then he went to his doctor and asked him for the pills but his doctor was out of them (because apparently the coronavirus makes people have fart constipation too). the man was stuck in a bad situation. he tried looking up youtube "how to make fart constipation go aweh" but none of the things he tried worked. so one day (after corona time) he was walking around outside when he accidentally sat on poop. you're probably wondering how that happened. he was walking and then all of a sudden he tripped and didn't see the poop there. noting really special. but the weird part was that there was a hole in his pants and underwear the exact same spot where he sat on the poop (it was almost like someone planned it) and the poop was kind of hard. so when he sat on it, it went straight up his butthole. he decided to walk home after that so not many people would see him like that (even though he liked it) so once he got home he licked off the poop from his butt and then you wouldn't believe what happened next.
