there once was a man who lived in a little house where he kept his whole house clean.. except the bathroom. there was poop all over the walls and i mean he spread it all over and the whole bathroom was covered in poop.. you wouldn't see one spot where there wasn't poop. he loved poop so much that he bathed in it, washed his hands in it, and pretty much replaced all of his water supply for poop except when he drank water so he wouldn't die but he still did drink poop smoothies. so you would think people would never go near him but he doesn't leave his house anyways. but one day he showered with his drinking water so he could go to the grocery store without people having to stay a million feet away from him. now someone that does this is not gonna act normal like if you say what's nine plus ten, he'll say 329.. i mean he's actually mental in the head. he really thinks that he can find someone that is like him but he's been looking for 14 years and had no luck at all (this addiction started when he was 8). but one day something happened..
