he farted. he actually farted and the whole world could tell. he made the biggest earthquake that anyone had ever seen. it shook the whole earth for a couple minutes (which was how long his fart was). he found the cure to fart constipation: find someone else to poop for you (because the man already shoves his poop up his butthole on a daily basis but nothing happened when he did it with his own poop), shove it up your butthole, then stick your finger up your butthole to make sure to get some of the poop from your butthole and lick it off of you finger. and that is how we found the cure to fart constipation.
