Basements

Doofus is weird...

Your POV:
"WELL SHIT WE'RE STUCK!" A student, who everyone called "Doofus" yelled. "Now I can't go mess around with the wasp nest on the tree in front of our school."
Doofus is known for,well, being a doofus. That's why we all him Doofus. But some people are curious and want to know his name.
"Hey, Doofus? What's your actual name?" Cagney went up to Doofus and asked.
"Doofus! My real name is Doofus!" He replied. Weird.

Cagney POV:
Doofus. Hmm. What a strange name to give your child. Then I noticed the bracelet. Maybe others from different worlds have them too.
One moment I was standing next to Y/N, next moment I behind a shelf with Doofus. "I see you have a bracelet. Are you from a different universe?" He asked.
"I'd only share if you are."
"Well I am."
"Then, yes." I proceed to remove my bracelet as he does the same. And what I saw was not what I expected.
"You're a...... bean?"
"Yes. You're a flower?"
"Yes. Who made the bracelets in your universe?"
"Oh his name is Clod. He ended up in a place called Russia."
"Russia.... radishes...." I thought out loud, remembering kindergarten.
Then of course, the Radish Confederation busted into the room and sang their song.
"Who in tarnation mentioned RADISHES?!" One of them said.
"I...did... why?"  I replied.
"Do you have radishes?"
"No..."
"Ok, now, girls, WE'VE GOT A DRAGON TO SLAY!" The same girl commanded.

Doofus just looked at me with a confused look.
"Who were they?" He asked.
"The Radish Confederation." I answered.

Your POV :
I was explaining to Hilda exactly what happened.
"...And then he pantsed Cagney and I, and started body shaming us. I managed to escape and cry, then Cagney sat next to me. Yes, we met before you introduced us to each other."
"Oh. I'm so sorry to hear that!" She said.
Then Randy came over to us.
"How's my favorite ship going?" Hilda asked Randy sarcastically.
"It's going great, isn't it Y/N?" He pulled me close, his cologne choking me, pulling my face close to his. Oh crap he's about to kiss me!
I pushed him away. Hilda had a look of concern.
"Y/n, are you feeling ok?" Randy asked.
"NO! I AM NOT OK!" I cried out.
"What's wrong babe?" He asked.
"CONSIDER NOT CALLING ME 'BABE' ANYMORE!" I yelled at him.
"A-are you breaking up with me?!" He worried.
"This isn't anybody's fault but your own." I scoffed. Then I started crying. "You cheated."
"It wasn't my fault! Kendra made me do it!" He explained.
"I'll give you a second chance, but if I see you two kiss again we're over!" I said. He hugged me.
(Y/n!!!!! Of course he's cheating on you, but I'm not capable of telling you face-to face!)

Cagney POV:
I looked at my phone to see the time.
"OH CRAP!" It was already half past ten pm! I found a part of the floor and lay down.
"Hey! Hilda! It's really late, you should get some sleep!" I called out to her.
"Y/n? Come on let's get some sleep. It's already 10:30." They both went to bed.

(Sorry to end it there but should I edit the title? Comment!)