Basements

The Garden

POV: you!

I was never this jittery and excited in my life! I have no literal idea what we might do, but I got on the bus and sat next to this boy.

"Hey, girly! I think we might go someplace stupid!" He said. Stupid is a bad word! I might tell on him.
"Who said the s-word?" The teacher asked.
"He did! Randy did!" Jolene pointed out. Jolene was a smart girl who was super hyper. Randy was mean. The school bully. Then I realized I'm sitting next to him...

We pulled up to a garden. I called it! We are going to a garden! I couldn't read the title cuz it was so long, but it said cranbipbeh Garden. (Yeah I really don't know what it was)
(It's Carnation Garden, silly!)-Author ;)
We walked up and thankfully the teacher read it out loud to us. "Carnation Gardens."
"What's a carnation?" Hunter asked. He was shy, but always loved to paint and be the best artist in class.
"A flower, dummy." Randy responded. How rude!
"Yes Randy, it's a flower, but stop saying those mean words." The teacher scolded.
"Oooo! Look at this really big one! Can I touch it?"  Randy asked. She was a really loud kid.
"Nope. Actually, did you know that plants are sensitive to touch?" The teacher responded.

>Time skip sponsored by: a sick boss fight with Hornet (Hollow Knight)<

"Now for the (f/c) carnations!" The teacher said.
"Oooh! Those are my favorite color!" I responded.
"Well, I am still wondering how that orange carnation got so big! It didn't even look real, like it came out of a cartoon or something." The teacher said.
"Maybe it was just a poster?" Jolene responded, "I'm not too sure though-" 
BANG
It sounded like fireworks. I wanted to go see, but that's when I heard yelling.
"FIGHT ME IF YOU DARE!" (Lmao I almost said date... lmao)
"BUT-"
"WELL, WHT DIDN'T YOU  BURN THE DAMN CONTRACT AS SOON AS YOU GOT YOUR PHOTOSYNTHESIZIN' HANDS ON IT?!"
"MUGMAN!"
"WHAT?! DO YOU EXPECT ME TO ACT ALL NICE WHEN YOU SOLD MY SOUL TO THE DEVIL?!"
"WELL NEVER MIND YOU GUYS FIGHTING ME! JUST GO FIGHT WITH EACH OTHER! YOU FIGHT LIKE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE, HA!"
"Kids! You see those doors on the ground? Open them up and climb inside!" The teacher said. We did as they asked.
POV: Teacher (ah yes)
" why are people shooting at each other?" Randy said. There was banging and thudding.
"Why can't we just eat our lunches? Mmmm, radishes sound good..." I  trailed off.
BURST
(To the time of 'the pirates who don't do anything')
"We are the grandmas who are very underaged
We grow radishes just for fun
And if you ask us who we are
We're the Radish Confederation
And I've never grown the green beans
And I've never liked tomatoes
And I've never eaten spinach cuz I don't like salad
And I've never ate steamed broccoli
And I've never had cauliflower
And I've never liked Ohio in the spring
We are the grandmas who are very underaged
We grow radishes just for fun
And if you ask us who we are
We're the Radish Confederation
And I've never tried some mangoes
And I really hate doritos
And I'll never eat those pineapples ever again
Don't ask me to eat those anchovies
Or stuff my face with those grapes
And I've never liked Ohio in the spring
We are the grandmas who are very underaged
We grow radishes just for fun
And if you ask us who we are
We're the Radish Confederation
And I've...."  five teenagers who had shirts with radishes on them came bursting into the basement (ha ha, hence the story name...)
"RADISH LEAF, I TOLD YOU TO WRITE THE NEXT VERSE!" One of them said to another.
"Radish root, let's not fight! Our parents will not approve!" Radish leaf said.
"Well, who mentioned radishes?" Radish root asked us.
"I did, why?"  I responded.
"Those, them Latisha ones, the redness of em, you bought em! Straight from Russia! The name's Radish Colorant!" Radish colorant said.
"I'm radish stem!" Radish stem said.
"Radish root." Radish root said.
"Radish leaf!" Radish leaf said.
"And I'm radish fruit!" Radish fruit said.
They left as quickly as they came. The doors opened, and two people with cups for heads came tumbling down the stairs...
POV: Mugman! (Such innocence, until he went savage)
Cupsy and I were thrown down some stairs by the giant flower dude, and now we're both in immense pain. "Oww" I said.
"What was his name? Also, he's about our age, just a small kid..." Cupsy said.
"What the... umm... cheese?" This girl with 
(H/L)  (h/c) hair and (e/c) eyes shyly said.
"Hi? My name is Mugman. And this is my brother, Cuphead!" I said.

>Time skip sponsored by: the Vikings and druids fighting over the yiggdrazil<

POV: Me!
"Is it safe to go out now?" Randy asked.
"Sure is! C'mon!" Cuphead said. But when they opened the door, they were shocked to see a yellow fox with blue eyes standing there. He was looking for something.
"Hello, umm, where's Sonic?" He asked the kids, in which he was one too. Then, well, there were his two tails swishing around behind him.
"Tails?!" You exclaimed.
"Ehm, yes..."
"Cool! Wait.... why are people from different worlds here?!" You asked.
"I actually don't know." Tails responded.

>Time skip sponsored by: a very jittery and excited cellist to play a song for orchestra night!< (and oh yes, it was really cool! If you were there, then you might've heard me play! I was the only one nodding ;-;)

POV: you!
We are in the garden, still waiting. Then that's when I knew ALL things were being pushed away out of bad luck.

POV: Cagney Carnation (I know, y'alls were waiting for it!)
I was sitting under the tree after I threw the cups down a staircase, and then a flying fox cams over to me. "Have you seen a blue hedgehog?" He asked. DAFAQ?! A BLUE HEDGEHOG?! What in the world?! Some kids and those cup brothers came piling out of the bunker in the ground. The fox went over there and asked them, some squealing and awwing and excitement went on over there, but it all went to a stop when the fox flew away. After he was long gone, we could go back to being a field trip again, and maybe the cup bros won't bother me.
That's when I heard the sirens.

(Wowee! 1098 words! Cool! Thx for reading and I hope you have a good time reading the next chapter!)

Implied Meaning Count: 24