3am Texts [XanderXRuwei]

⤷Stranger Danger

Tired™ : Help.

Tired™ : Xander, are you there?

Tired™ : Please.

Xander : YOOOOOO YOU UNBLOCKED ME AGAINNNN

Xander : I'M HAPPY <33333

Tired™ : Yikes.

Xander : WHAT DO YOU NEED??

Xander : This seems like the first time you are asking for something 👀

Tired™ : Oh shut it.

Xander : Yikes™

Tired™ : Don't Yikes™ Me.

Xander : When grandma snaps :(((

Tired™ : What do you do when someone flirts with you and want your number?

Xander : OH DID A PRETTY GIRL HIT ON YOU???? YOU ARE LUCKY! 1!!1!11!!

Tired™ : It's a guy.

Xander : OH

Xander : s p i c y

Xander : Do you not like guys...?

Tired™ : I-- have never dated anyone before??

Xander : Understandable no one will date boomers 🙄✌️

Tired™ : Okay zoomer.

Xander : Grandma please ;w;

Xander : You love me ;w;

Tired™ : Oh, do I?

Xander : Grandma please :((

Tired™ : No.

Xander : R U W E I.

Xander : PLEASE. WE ARE HAVING A MOMENT HERE.

Tired™ : We've talked for only 3 days.

Xander : But you love me ;w;

Tired™ : I will laugh at every stupid mistake you make.

Xander : Okay where do I donate a free grandma?

Tired™ : Finally I can put you up at the abortion centre.

Xander : I will cry

Tired™ : Do it, coward.

Xander : H-heart broke 💔💔💔

Tired™ : Have a 🧷.

Xander : I'M CRYING REAL T EA R S

Tired™ : 🎉🎊🎊🎉🎊🎉✨🎊✨🎉🎊

Tired™ : This calls for a celebration.

Tired™ : Cake?

Xander : ANYWAYS BACK TO THE TOPIC SINCE GRANMA DOESN'T CARE ABOUT MY FEELIES I'M BROKEKORO IM SAD IM DISSAPOINTED I'M TEARING UP IM PACKING MY BAGS IM LEVAING YOU

Tired™ : Ah yes, levaing me.

Xander : SHUT UP

Tired™ : Okay Zoomer.

Xander : SObs

Tired™ : 去死吧。

Xander : I CAN'T READ