what the fuck is up with hogwarts

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the hogwarts houses make no fucken sense, karen and here's why.

firstly, let's start with the fuckin mascots okay - what animal do yall think of when u hear GRYFFINDOR ???

GRYFFINS, bitch, GRYFFINS. WHY ISNT THE MASCOT A FUCKING GRYFFIN ??!?!? THEYRE THE LIONS OF THE MYTHOLOGICAL WORLD IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE-

hufflepuff's mascot should've been a fucking bear and i'll never be over that. bears and hufflepuffs go hand in hand and no, i will not offer a more solid explanation.

now, his one angers me the most, RAVENCLAW. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU HEAR RAVENCLAW???? RAVENS, BITCH, RAVENS SJSKAKFKSHFKS.

also the way ur sorted into ur house is so weird. its apparenly based on the traits u admire, last time i checked, but some people are sorted into houses with traits they clearly don't admire - and why isnt it based on the traits u already have ?!??!?! u could further develop those traits instead !!!

idk this made no sense LOL

anyway im suffering a severe writer's block, any plot ideas yall?

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