Life of Potato

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Hi my name is Potato Jose Juan Carlos De La Cruz Rosa Jr. but you can call me Potato Jose Juan Carlos De La Cruz Rosa for short. If you don't know already, I'm a potato. But don't even get me confused with the rock bitch over there because I'll fucking stab you with my pet butter. Pet butter goes MOOOOOOOOOOO. Anyways whatever back to me I have like what 2,000 brothers now, yea I know what you're thinking, the floor is being a little fucking hoe but don't tell her I told you. Okay anyways now I gotta go fuck the rock bc my potato root is very rooty k bye.

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