The Real Real Slim Shady

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Back in high school, Jimmy was asked to attend a guidance session with a few of his peers following the Cold Stone Creamery incident. The school thought that the entire experience was somewhat traumatic in a way, so they believed it was best if the students were able to express how they felt and let out all of that trauma.

The session was going to be in the gym right after lunch, so as soon as the bell rang, Jimmy rushed there so that he could be the first one in, and the first one out. He wanted to have some time left to be able to eat and go home and maybe drive around in his fancy Maserati  that EVERYONE seemed to be so jealous of.

As soon as he entered the gym, he noticed that there were a few chairs set around in a circle, kind of like what they look like in a group therapy session. There were 7 in total. But one of them was already occupied. There was already a girl sitting there. She had on a black leather jacket, a black skirt, with black leggings and black boots. She was wearing a vintage rock t-shirt and had platinum hair, and she had a lot of different piercings on her nose and her ears. She had on her earphones and was tuning out the rest of the world. He decided that he'd sit next to her.

"Hi, I'm Jimmy" He said, but she didn't seem to hear him. So he said it again.

"Hi, I'm Jimmy", but this time his smile faltered because she just stared at him and rolled her eyes. 

He leaned back on his chair and wondered what her deal was. The guidance counselor and everyone else was taking forever to get here, so he decided to just put on his headphones and tune the rest of the world out, too. But, right before he put them on-

"I'm Lana"

He turned to look at her and saw that she had an arm stretched out. He shook her hand and gave her a smile. 

"What are you listening to?" He asked her.

"Eminem" She said with a smile, "He's my favorite rapper"

"No way! I love Eminem too!"

Her eyes widened. "Really? I love Eminem so much.."

And their conversation kind of just continued, talking about different rappers and musicians until everyone else got there. 

That was the day that Jimmy met the Real Real  Slim Shady.

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