It'll be a slow and painful death

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Ash: I swear to god I'm going to rip your dick off.

Nikolai: Haha!  If you touch my dick that'd make you gay!

*Ash pulls out the magnet covered glove that somehow still has the nails on it and slides it on his hand*

Nikolai: ...OH SHI-

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