Flicker on crack (the Wattpad version) [COMPLETE]

Nice 2: Electric- wait I already made that joke :(

Mason: This is the 69th chapter of the crack book so we have to make it have 420 words.

Minji: But that's an entire page of a novel, how are you going to pull that off and expect people to read it?

Mason: I don't know and I don't care.  It's not like it won't count as a view if they don't read it entirely.

Minji: It won't, Mason.

Mason: It what?

Minji: It won't count as a view if they just glance at it.

Mason: Well the views don't matter anyway.  It's the joke that counts.  So how many words are we at right now?

Minji: 108.

Mason: Jeez we need something to happen don't we?

Minji: Apparently.

Mason: Ok um... I'm gonna go rob a bank.

Minji: Not something like that!

Mason: You're right, I need to go rob a bank in detail.

Minji: Why don't we just have a long conversation?

Mason: We are having a long conversation, and how many words have we built up thus far?

Minji: 173.

Mason: See?  Why don't we do something in way too much detail so the word count can go up faster.

Minji: Alright fine but no bank robbing!

Mason: Too late, I already did.

Minji: I THOUGHT YOU SAID WE HAD TO DO SOMETHING IN WAY TOO MUCH DETAIL!

Mason: Well you weren't agreeing on anything so I had to do this quickly.

Minji: Is that a dead body?!

Mason: Not just any dead body, and extremely graphic and horrific body with at least 12 thousand liters of blood flowing out of it.  I said too much detail, remember Minji?

Minji: NOT LIKE THIS!

Mason: Jesus Christ, ok.  How many words are we at now?

Minji: ...

Mason: Minji, word count.  Tell me.

Minji: I'll tell you if you get rid of the body, it smells awful.

Mason: Not awful, it smells like a dead cat that got run over by a car exactly 6 days, 14 hours, 5 minutes and 36 seconds ago.  Detail Minj.

Minji: JUST GET IT OUT OF HERE!

Mason: Ok ok. 

Minji: ...In detail!

Mason: Alright fine, I'm throwing it out now.  There, it's in a dumpster.

Minji: An incredibly rusty dumpster.

Mason: See, now you're getting it.  So what's the word count?

Minji: 381.

Mason: Cool, we're almost there then!

Minji: This is gonna look like a book isn't it?

Mason: Yup... so what do you wanna say at 420?

Minji: I don't know, you should probably say it.

Mason: Ok!  PENIS MUSIC!