So it's my birthday and I went to a small hibachi grill with my mom, aunt, granddad, and my cousin.
My cousin ordered some grilled octopus but it came with two so she asked someone to try it with her and my aunt offered.
The octopus gets here and they both take a bite of it and my mom asks how it tastes and my aunt goes..
"Mmm, it tastes...octopussy"
*Silence*
My cousin: WOAAHHHHH THERE CHEIF-
YOU ARE READING
dumbass stories that have no meaning or purpose
Humorcause i need someone listen to my wild stories. I'm lonely. ;-;
