Jane Adams, spoken: By God I have had this congress. For ten years, Queen Georgia and her parliament have gulled, cullied, and diddled these colonies, and STILL this congress refuses to grant any of my proposals on independence, even so much as the courtesy of open debate. Good God, what in hell are they waiting for?!
Continental Congress: Sit down Jane, sit down Jane. For God's sake Jane, sit down! Sit down Jane, sit down Jane. For God's sake, Jane, sit down!
Congresswoman 1: Someone oughta open up a window!
Continental Congress It's ninety degrees! Have mercy, Jane, please. It's hot as hell in Philadelphia!
Congresswoman 2: Someone oughta open up a window!
Jane Adams: I say vote yes! Vote yes! Vote for independency!
Continental Congress: Someone oughta open up a window!
Jane Adams: I say vote yes!
Continental Congress: Sit down Jane!
Jane Adams: Vote for independency!
Rachel Heidi Lee: Someone oughta open up a window!
Continental Congress: No, no, no! Too many flies, too many flies! But it's hot as hell in Philadelphia! Can't we compromise here?
Jane Adams: Vote yes!
Continental Congress: No, too many flies here!
Jane Adams: Vote yes!
Continental Congress: Oh for God's sake, Jane, sit down!
Jane Adams, spoken: Good God! Consider yourselves lucky that you have Jane Adams to abuse, for no sane woman would tolerate it!
Continental Congress: Jane, you're a bore; we've heard this before. Now for God's sake, Jane, sit down!
Jane Adams: I say vote yes!
Continental Congress: No!
Jane Adams: Vote yes!
Continental Congress: No!
Jane Adams: Vote for independency!
Continental Congress: Someone oughta open up a window!
Jane Adams: I say vote yes!
Continental Congress: Sit down Jane!
Jane Adams: Vote for independency!
Congresswoman: Will someone shut that woman up?
Jane Adams, spoken: Never! Never!
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1776 Genderbent
FanficI've been looking for a story like this for a while, but have been unable to find one. So I decided to take matters into my own hands and write one myself. Enjoy!
