Riddle School as Musical Quotes (RS, mentions of musicals)

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Part 1, Characters as quotes

Phil:
Holy s[crap]t, holy s[crap]t, holy s[crap]t, holy s[crap]t, holy s[crap]t holy s[crap]t holy s[crap]t holy s[crap)]t holy s[craaaaaaaaap]t! (Fight For Me, Heathers the Musical)

Smiley:
Jamborees, Soda pop, / Distracted from the fact that my heart could stop / from tetralogy of Fallon in my pulmonary artery-y, / Whee! (Girl Scout, Beetlejuice the Musical)

Phred:
Wait for it, wait for it, / I'm willing to wait for it. (Wait For It, Hamilton: an American Musical)

Zack:
Freeze your brain, / Swim in the ice, get lost in the pain. (Freeze Your Brain, Heathers the Musical)

Viz:
Why God slash Satan did you send these bed wetters? / Even, like, a tax attorney would have been better. (Fright Of Their Lives, Beetlejuice the Musical)

Diz:
Toss that body in the pit! / Gosh it's awful, ain't it tragic-- / Blah, blah, bible, Jesus, Magic. / When you're dead, who gives a s[crap]t? (The Whole Being Dead Thing, Beetlejuice the Musical)

Quiz:
Apart from frustration, pain, and financial drain, / It's fun! (Ready, Set, Not Yet, Beetlejuice the Musical)

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