Bad Guy

Meet the Idiots

Jisung's POV
I groaned as I heard the boys arguing. Again. I got up from my desk and went to them. I stayed still for a bit, just listening.
Chan: No no no that's not how you hold a gun, you'll kill yourself! Chan's the leader and planner of this group. He cares about us more than he cares about himself which can be a bit of a problem sometimes.
Minho: We haven't taught him yet dude, calm down. Minho is the gambler of our group. He has a lot of alcohol here and he goes out to gamble a lot. But he mostly cares about his cats. I swear he's a parent already.
Changbin: Don't tell Chan to calm down, he'll kill you. Bin's the dealer. He deals drugs but he never does them. He's also the most casual dressed out of all of us.
Hyunjin: Yeah honestly I'm scared of Chan. Jinnie's the seducer. He flirts with both girls and boys on missions to distract them while we kill their boss. I see why they like him. He's really attractive. I argue with him a lot, though.
Felix: Guys please stop arguing. Felix is the arsonist. He loves to watch things burn down. But he absolutely hates killing. He's always paranoid that there's people inside the buildings he burns so he's always careful and so are we.
Seungmin: Why? This is funny. Min's the spy. He's like a ninja, no one notices when he arrives or when he leaves. He can get into anyplace without a trace and he's really mature even though he's the second youngest.
Jeongin: Ah okay okay, thanks Chan. Innie's the youngest and he's the hacker. He's mostly in his room, except for food and missions. He's good at his job; he can get into any system ever within like 7 minutes. He's also just like Felix, he hates killing.
Jisung: I'm doing research, shut up guys. And I'm the killer. I always use a gun, but I sometimes use my hands. I do have one rule; I haven't and will never kill women and children. I also mainly do the research but Min and Chan do some.
All: Sorry Jisung. By the way, we're called Stray Kids. And we're the best mafia gang in Seoul. I walked back to my room. I opened my laptop again and started looking through it. I looked up the G7 members to get information on them. After all, they're our biggest rivals. Jinyoung, Jackson, JB, Mark, Yugyeom, BamBam, Youngjae, and Y/n? I didn't know they had a new member. I kept looking through before finally finding shit. I went to the living room with my laptop where everyone was.
Jisung: Guys I found something. They turned the TV off and paid attention to me. So they have a new member, Y/n. Don't know how long they've had her but she seems fairly important to them. She treats them when they get hurt on missions, supplies weapons, makes them food, goes to get groceries, and a lot more. You thinking what I'm thinking?
Chan: Kidnap her to lure the other members to us so we can kill them?
Jisung: Bingo. Start planning. I say we attack tomorrow. Innie can you hack into the security cameras at their base and see any obstacles we might have to deal with?
Jeongin: Yes sir. He got up and went to his room.
Jisung: Min go with him and find ways to get in.
Seungmin: Alright. He got up and walked after him.
Jisung: And when you two are done, come tell us!
Jeongin and Seungmin: Yes sir! I sat on the couch with my laptop, still digging around. After about ten minutes, they came out of the room.
Jeongin: One security guard at the entrance but not much protection besides that. And from what I see, they have Y/n cooped up in her room a lot.
Seungmin: There's two ways to get in. One option is through the back door and one is through her window. It leads directly outside and it's easy to open because there isn't a lock on it.
Jisung: Perfect. Chan got a plan?
Chan: Yep. Hyunjin distracts the security guard while a few of us guard the backdoor. Then, a few of us go through Y/n's window, take her to the car, and we get out of there. Sound like a plan?
All: Yep.
Jisung: Perfect. I can't believe they aren't well guarded. We have like a hundred security guards just at the front of the building. They must be stupid or they just gave up on caring at this point. 
Minho: I'm going out while you guys discuss. I'm in the mood to gamble.
Changbin: Yeah I have a deal to take care of. Bye bye. They put on a mask and cap before walking out together.
Felix: I'm not burning anything tomorrow, right?
Jisung: Nope.
Felix: Good. I'll just be the driver. Everyone went to their rooms and I stayed on the couch with Hyunjin. He turned the TV on while I kept looking at my laptop.
Hyunjin: So jealous that I get more girls than you?
Jisung: Of course not. A relationship in this business can be distracting.
Hyunjin: I know. But they fall for me in the blink of an eye. Might take a while for them to even look at you.
Jisung: Shut up. I kill, I don't flirt around like you do, hoe.
Hyunjin: I'm not a hoe. It's just the position that Chan assigned to me and I take pride in my job.
Jisung: Not a hoe? Tell that to the guys. Oh wait they'll all agree with me.
Hyunjin: Sometimes I want to shoot you so you shut up.
Jisung: Same goes to you, bitch. I smiled and he pushed me off of the couch. Ow! That hurt my ass!
Hyunjin: You don't have an ass, you're flat.
Jisung: You're just mad that I'm better at research and killing than you are. I got up and walked to my room. I put my laptop away and fell asleep.