officially me @spideyman
okay but slamming face first into concrete after running outta web fluid actually sucks
my friends call me @mj
@spideyman lmao loser
r-rebecca its @notwhatyouthink
@spideyman wow these fakes are getting good
officially me @spideyman
@notwhatyouthink hmm yes fakes
you know who i am @tonystark
@spideyman KID YOU NEED TO STOP TRYNA GIVE ME AN ANEURISM
flash @spiderfan
HOLY SHIT
SPIDEY REPLIED!!!! @notwhattouthink
OH MY GOD SPIDEY REPLIED TO ME
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officially me @spideyman
Whomst The Fucketh Hath Consumethded My Pizza @avengers
not actually a lawyer @thurgoodmarshall
*gasp* betrayal of the highest degree ???? from earth's mightiest heroes????????
caw caw motherfuckers @clintb
oh shit he knows
officially me @spideyman
well clint, you wouldn't happen to know what happened to my pizza would you? ;)
officially me @spideyman
alright then, since no one's willing to tell me, i think its time for some drastic measures don't you think, clint?
caw caw motherfuckers @clintb
oh fuck he's comiKABDHEKABAKLANSJDBLOWYBALDNDNXB
spidey's ai mom @karen
i know i shouldn't condone this but all i have to say is @clintb you had it coming.
you know who i am @tonystark
@spideyman kid do you really have to order a truckload of chickens just to get back at clint?
holy @shit
wait whAT lmao #riphawkeye
r-rebecca its @notwhatyouthink
lmao #riphawkeye
nat @blankwindow
sucks to be you @clintb #riphawkeye
cap @steverogers
i'd help you but that would mean inflicting spidey's wrath and boy i do not want to be on the recieving end of it
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caw caw motherfuckers @clintb
i lived bitch
bucci @jbbarnes
you literally get shot by a tranq gun for super soldiers every other week? i'm surprised you aren't dead yet at this rate @clintb
caw caw motherfuckers @clintb
this is literally not the worst that's happened
YOU ARE READING
avengers+twitter=chaos
Fanfictionwho let peter loose on twitter? . . . an avengers twitter fic no one asked for i was just bored okay -originally posted on AO3 #1 on #thisisamess «13/05/2021»
