avengers+twitter=chaos

soft avengers: the content we live for

peter with a b @yeeter
i would like to announce that after a whole year of @brincessofwakanda avoiding her feelings, she and @mj are FINALLY together!
(pic of shuri and mj kissing on top of stark tower in front of the New York skyline)

r-rebecca its @notwhatyouthink
ayyeee congrats!!

t'challa @kingofwakanda
congratulations to the both of you! @mj @brincessofwakanda

wanda @scarletbritch
congrats guys! @brincessofwakanda @mj

gitc @nedthaniel
yay my two best friends are finally together :)) @mj @brincessofwakanda

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we save the world sometimes @avengersofficial
hii this is @yeeter i hacked the avengers twitter acc just to post this
(pic of steve and bucky sparring)

you know who i am @tonystark
you can really see the chemistry ;) @starspangledidiot @jbbarnes

schmaptain schmerica @starspangledidiot
shut up tony

schmaptain schmerica @starspangledidiot
how do you change my "twitter handle"

bucci @jbbarnes
lmao steeb being dumb? not new

holy @shit
HAHAHAHAHA

officially me @spideyman
stove being an old man is the content i live for

captain marvel @cdanvers
stove lmao

peter with a b @yeeter
don't worry cap, you can ask friday for help

schmaptain schmerica @starspangledidiot
of course! thank you, peter

peter with a b @yeeter
np sir!

you know who i am @tonystark
pete why

stark tower's ai @fristark
@karen you ready? :))))

spidey's ai mom @karen
ready when you are @fristark

@fristark and @karen
operation twitter handle is a go

holy @shit
how did you-

stark tower's ai @fristark
;)

spidey's ai mom @karen
;)

r-rebecca its @notwhatyouthink
wtf i'm scared

a babey @yeeter
oh no @karen please

a babey @yeeter
NO

a babey @yeeter
I CAN'T CHANGE THIS HWBSJAKAKALA

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irondad @tonystark
what's my new handle?

irondad @tonystark
awwww thanks fri @fristark

stark tower's ai @fristark
don't thank me, thank peter

a babey @yeeter
WTF FRI NO BLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU

spidey's ai mom @karen
they're peter's contact names for you in his phone

a babey @yeeter
@karen tHe beTraYaL

irondad @tonystark
peter how are you so PURE

holy @shit
right?!?!?!

spidermom @blankwindow
what's mine?

spidermom @blankwindow
awww thanks pete

spidey's ai mom @karen
peter says and i quote, "why won't death just take me" time for @brincessofwakanda to come fix her broken white boy

shure jan @brincessofwakanda
of course!! @karen

shure jan @brincessofwakanda
nice handle, thanks pete!

uncle stove @starspangledidiot
i fail to see how this is any better, friday

uncle bucci is gucci @jbbarnes
HAHAHA "uncle stove"

uncle stove @starspangledidiot
well bucky's crying

uncle bucci is gucci @jbbarnes
AM NOT

birb uncle @clintb
he's crying i can see it from the vents

uncle bucci is gucci @jbbarnes
gtfo u ugly vent rat

birb uncle @clintb
oUch

spidermom @blankwindow
stfu clint

witchysis @scarletbritch
ily pete 💙

uncle rhodey @warmachinerox
B) —> B:O

r-rebecca its @notwhatyouthink
soft avengers: the content we didn't know we needed but got anyway

save the turtles @vscogirling
everyone say thank you peter parker for this amazing content

holy @shit
peter parker: secret domestication powers?

birbking @samwilson
HAH @clintb i am the superior birb

birbuncle @clintb
you may be the birb king but i will happily take being a member of peter's family over an opportunity to lord over the birbs

what the hap is @frickening
lmao wtf

space aunt @cdanvers
@warmachinerox you better have a good reason for making me do this at 7am in the morning i want my sleep

space aunt @cdanvers
ahhhhh my hEarT

holy @shit
carol danvers is my spirit animal. that's it. that's the tweet.

uncle lokes @mischiefnmagic
thanks peter

the thunderman @thor
THANK YOU, YOUNG STARKSON

eyeseeyou @thevision
nice pun :)

grandpa eyepatch @nickfury
@yeeter what is this

a babey @yeeter
your new twitter handle sir

grandpa eyepatch @nickfury
well then thank you

the greatest scientist of our generation @robertbbanner
@yeeter i'm honoured

irondad @tonystark
@yeeter no lab privileges for the week

a babey @yeeter
but mr stark,,, please,,,