Wacky Harry Potter(and the sorcerer's stone) Poem

Guess Who!!!

There once was a boy with a scar

Who hadn't the latest car.

He had green eyes.

And loved Mrs.Molly's pies.

His parents died,

As Wormtail the betrayer lied.

He began to cry,

When he saw his mommy die.

He was sent to his uncle's house,

Where he was treated worse than a mouse.

He lived under the stairs,

And received a lot of glares.

His cousin acted like a pig,

and was very big.

One fine beautiful day,

He received a letter which wasn't grey.

When he was about to open the letter,

In walked uncle Dursley in a sweater.

He snatched the letter from our friend,

Who knew it was was the letter's end.

Mr.Dursley threw it into the fire,

Reading the letter was our friend's only desire.

How sad could he be,

That poor boy just like you and me.

The next day a similar package came,

But it was never to be seen again.

Uncle was happy when Sunday arrived,

As you wouldn't get mail even if you cried.

All of a sudden came a tremendous sound,

And there were letters allover the ground.

The number of letters got by our hero,

Was sadly only zero.

The uncle was so fed up that day,

He decided that they must go away.

They stayed on a hut-on-the-rock,

Which had a small dock.

Just after 11.59,

Came from Dudley's watch a chime.

It was our friend's birthday,

He knew he wouldn't have a good day.

Suddenly came a knock on the door,

Which made it fall onto the floor.

In came a giant,

Whose voice was not silent.

Mr.Vernon snatched his gun,

Which weighed less than a ton.

He boomed,"Boy! Where are you?"

And our friend turned quite blue.

He gave our a friend a birthday cake,

And later secretly Dudley began to take.

The giant said he was Hagrid,

Caretaker of creatures that were hybrid.

He worked at Hogwarts school of magic,

And till then his life was tragic.

Pointing at Dudley he suddenly stuck out his umbrella,

And Dudley's face had frosting which was maybe vanilla.

Slowly from Dudley's backside grew a pig's tail,

And from his mouth came a big wail.

Our friend tried not to laugh his head off,

And disguised his laughter as a cough.

His aunt and uncle were shocked,

And acted like their mouths were locked.

Finally Hagrid handed our friend his letter,

And this time uncle wasn't in a sweater.

The letter had a seal in an odd shape,

Which resembled a flat grape.

A rectangle was the shape it was in,

And uncle looked tempted to throw it in a bin.

Our friend began to read,

And out of fright Dudley may have peed.

Hagrid said he was a wizard,

And with the right spell he could become a lizard.

The letter had a list of books to buy,

He was so excited he wanted to cry.

It said that first years couldn't have broomsticks,

And the teachers won't fall for his tricks.

He could get a toad,owl or cat.

And had to have a long black hat.

He needed black robe for school wear,

And those were clothes he shouldn't tear.

He needed a cauldron made up of pewter,

Don't kow what it is? Check the computer.

Soon our friend was ready to go,

And I'm sure there's something you'd want to know.

What is our friend's name?

You weren't told as thats the game.

His name is Parry Otter,

No, sorry! Its Harry Potter!

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A/N

Hey potterheads out there! there may be stuff which is wrong and doesn't make sense... but alot of stuff is written so it rhymes! Thanks for reading!!!! <33