I Crash You

23 - Gala Oh Bye Bye

Canon in D - Pachelbel

[Edited]

Told ya, no more oh la la title. Said nothing about the gala, thus thou shall no bite your thumb at me.
Cause it will bleed. Stay healthy! (:

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Everything's in life is all about the calm before the storm, isn't it?

I retrieved my body away from him as I heard clinking sounds of high heels not too far from us.

"Oh, sweet sweet moment, isn't it?" The devil in hell's lava-coloured cocktail gown herself came in sight. I actually liked her hourglass body, solely not her artificial butt which was her sweet 17 birthday present from her mom. It certainly ain't sweet and I just didn't really get it, the purpose. Some guys back in school did appreciate and love it though, but it's simply ew.

Whore.

I meant, man-whore.

Or both, Idk. Don't bother me with that nonsense, bitch.

And that obviously was my master mind, not me.

"Don't do anything to her." Orsand groaned. He stood in front of me with a protective arm, covering me.

"Did you lose your way? The toilets are inside, although I should warn you to beware of some red-devils." I crossed my hand on my chest and yawned, waiting as she had walked her way down to the stairs.

"Don't talk all sugar to me, bitch."

"Oh, am I a suga' now? I'll just need a daddy to complete me then. Hell yeah!" I pumped my fist. "And oh, yes. I'll make sure to be richer than you! Wait. What?" I curved my palm right on my ears as if a ghost had whispered to me. "Oops! I know, I was always the rich one, let it be talent or love, anything other than money which I don't fucking care." I faked a dramatic gasp.

"Don't think the world is always gonna surround you." She pointed her index finger, her face getting redder with anger.

"Of course not, dear. But at least I know they won't revolve around you either." She gritted her teeth before saying her next line. This freaking drama queen.

"And Orsand, baby. You should know better." Orsand's arm must be made with an angel's halo by the way this lady devil glared at it, must be too sinful for her eyes. "The show isn't done yet. I could tell my dad to pull back his investments. I'll even give it to Joe." She smirked while Orsand's arm flexed, yooo!!

Kidding. I meant, it did, but not in that way. Both of his arm were stiffened, showing off those fabulous thicc bulging muscles and friends. No, I wasn't complaining the slightest bit. Such a paradise in trouble if I must say.

"Don't you fucking dare to play all daddy." I now glared at her. Seriously, no, hell no to fucking destroy my walking bank. I was not gonna miss my chance to be loaded for something that's not even worth it, bitch. Cause I had yet to taste the perks of being a billionaire like to buy all the things I never had, be on the cover of Forbes magazine, or smiling next to Oprah and the Queen.

At last she took an interest in speaking to me.

"And why do you think I would listen to you, slut?"

"Don't refer her to tha-,"

"Because you won't." I cut his sentence short. "First of all, that's lame. Second, what do you want? Me to not talk to him ever again? I can't. There will be times I need to talk to my boss about a project." I could see the amused smirk on his face, damn he's too conscious of himself. Fuck him. "Not liking him? I never really liked him to begin with. So, what were you even trying to insist?" I rolled my eyes lazily. Well, I did kinda like him, but I wasn't lying when I said our start were quite the rocky road instead of rose petals. So, fair point, milady.

The nasty bitch that she was though, she pushed me when she couldn't reply.

"Lynx!"

Saw that? Everytime he called me, especially with some special tone, that's some mystical jinx working their witch crafts.

By the way, I hadn't mentioned the pool behind me, had I?

Oh, how I wished I was still holding onto my holy wine to splash her satanic face as I fell gracefully. I gasped and held my breathe as my body submerged through the cold water. Fuck, to think the water in mansions were all heated and it would be warm. They were fucking freezing. The night chill air and my dress were not gonna help a single bit.

I flopped like a fish for more air supply. How I wished there was a deck to hop on. Because I really wasn't the best in swimming either, but I guess my skill was adequate enough to keep me floating. As much as I must've looked like a retarded dog with these rapids little strokes and chattered teeth, I gotta be alive if I wanted to exorcise that bad spirit away though.

However, once I saw the evil smirk spreading on her thick red lips, oh game's so on. Orsand was kneeling and holding out his hand for me to reach. Shouldn't have done that, dude.

I knew my logic's all fucked up, but my entire life was already fucked up anyway. So, instead of pulling her cause she's like a hundred mile away, I pulled Orsand to dive into the pool with me and whoosed, buddy.

"Come here, you shifty siren. If I got a cold, you better got it too. Holy water delivery, devil!" I screamed out as I barely managed to dodge Orsand's huge body and splattered some water bombs with my palms towards her. She eventually backed out.

"You, lunatic bitch!" She squealed in her most girliest manner.

"I'm a lunatic mermaid bitch, you vengeful siren bitch!"

She called me with an abundance more of undignified words before running for her life to the mansion as I waved her a bye with my middle finger.