I Crash You

17 - We Did It!

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"AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!" Nevanya and I shrieked at the top of our lungs as we hugged dearly onto each other.

"What the actual f-ish happened?" The door burst open with a calm yet concerned Orsand and a panicked security guard.

"We did it!" Nevanya pulled Orasand along in the hug, even the security man and we all jumped and bounced in joy. Well okay, at least me and Vanya did the deed, whilst the two men were rather forced to. They were taller in heights anyway, so all they were doing was probably tiptoeing up and down. Talking about teletubbies. I could take Lala, Vanya as Po, security man as Dipsy, and Or-. Fuck!

As my senses returned to realization about our illegal touching activity, I choked on my own spit. Literally. I rapidly let them all go and coughed badly the other way around. Nah, not spreading any virus as much as I wanted to. That would be funny.

"You okay?" Orsand slowly patted my back.

I nodded, but it ain't over until the last largest lump of cough.

Nevanya was busy spraying some anti-bacterial mist around me. Other than her brain, that girl also had some issues with hygiene at times. At least in the lab, cause it was her third home after her own home. The almighty Cave Mine was on the top tier of her home-sweet-home list.

"Nevanya." Orsand scolded her.

"What? As much as I love her too, she was sprouting virus all over! Wait. Did you just take her side? I'm so fucking offended." She huffed and walked herself out.

"Vanya, you know that's not what I mean. Just, impolite!" He screamed to the sulking girl.

He told the head of security guard to return to his post since there was no emergency, our scream was a freaking false alarm anyway, as he had witnessed himself already.

"I'll apologize in Vanya's stead. She meant no harm wi-"

"Nevermind. Not that I've met her for a day or two." I cleared my throat. "And hands off of me." It was still on my back.

"Oh, yeah. I- Sorry." He took his hand back to his side awkwardly until he fitted it in his pants pocket. "So, what was the occassion. Were you trying to return to cheerleading or-"

"You just had to rub it on my fucking face, didn't you?" I groaned.

"I mean, you could still return- I will support you, I- I don't know. Sorry." He was actually stuttering as his gaze went all over the room. Cute asshole.

"We're done."

"Wh-"

"The project."

"Oh." Yet he still furrowed his eyebrows in confusement.

"Well, aren't you proud or anything? I thought this was supposed to be a grand noble project of yours." I folded my arms on my chest.

"Yeah, I am. I just- nevermind. Report it to me."

"Why the sudden mushy mushy?" I raised my brow.

"I didn't." He rolled his eyes. "Great work, Ms. Farren. Just in time for the last execution, as expected of your bona fide professionality. Congratulations." He finally smiled genuinely.

"And, just that?" I puffed my cheek.

"Well, what do you want?"

"I don't know actually. But bruh, even Apple inc got more time like a year? Or months the least when most of what they did was to upgrade. And this, a month for something quite-impossible-possible? Dude, who are you kidding with."

"Want a full body massage? Hold on, that came out totally wrong." He cleared his throat. And I would've laughed at his face if not for the sudden realization of my creaking bones and muscles. So, I just snickered at his remorsed expression and tried to crack my knuckles and arched my back as I stretched my arms when I accidentally knocked something I didn't wanna know cause it's a damn fucking lab.

"Holy-fudge-of-maternity-leave!!" I jolted out right into his arm, but he was too unprepared from the energetic push, hence he fell backwards with me on top of him. This must be how David felt when he defeated Goliath. You know, it's simply a miracle when it ain't a Christmas but shits happened.

I slowly pried my eyes open. My hands would be right on his boobs, if he actually had any. Damn, I could've been in jail for a sexual assault somehow.

"Shit." That's all he said as he grimanced in pain for a bit and growled.

"S-sorry." I placed my hand on the sides and kind of pulled my knees up as if I knelt. Orsand was also supporting himself up with his arm. Half-way on my process to stand, the door burst opened with a Vanya holding a papercup.

"Orsand actual-shit." Her eyes quivered and her mouth was wide enough to fit a tennis ball as her cup of water fell out from her grip dramatically. "AAAHH!" She finally screamed. "DON'T FUCK IN MY LAB! GROSS!"

I glanced at Orsand's reddened face then down and holy shit. My lower body was positioned right in between his legs and my upper body was precisely above his waist, and.. Ugh.. His little-but-I-supposed-not-so-little-buddy was about three inches the farthest from my fucking bloody innocent face. Not exactly a fucking position, but we all get it.

At least until I continued to stand, cause Orsand was stuck anyway. I straightened my arms but my hand decided it was the right moment for an oh-you're-so-funny-wanna-make-it-funnier-cause-I-know-exactly-how-to-troll-you-bitch. It slipped from the liquid substance that I previously knocked over.

"Neva-AH!" My mouth was shutted close instantly along with my eyes. I didn't have to peek to know because I could feel his hardening member exactly on my throat like literally-but-not-so-literally like fuck! Whatever. And his stiffening body under me as he muttered an airy "fuck" . After another historic minute of me kissing the lower part of his belt, Vanya eventually went insane.

"AAAHHHHH!!! MY EYEEESSSS!!!!" I could hear her rushed footsteps for her grand exit along with her dolphin shriek as I was giving her-supposedly-brother the supposedly-five-star-service.