The object of my affection

Lovette

"Can you leave me alone!?!??" I screamed from the top of my lungs. I can feel myself about to explode how mad I am. "This fat motherfucker called me a shone for the last time!!!", "Why you getting so mad if it ain't true Lovette?" Calvin said quickly over me. "Are you mad cause I don't like your greasy fat ass?", "I'm just calling it as I see, Lovette, why you can't just chill with me and see how a real man suppose to treat you?" Calvin implied. "Naw I'm good now can you get off my yard and go along your merry way before I have to smack the shit out of you nigga" I threaten. "That tough shit ain't gon get you no where Lovette I'm serious you gon see how much you hurting yourself" Calvin said as he started approaching his car. "What the hell is wrong with you I don't like you and it's been 3 years of the same shit, don't you see I'm never gonna like you?" I questioned Calvin and as I was about to walk towards my mail box I could hear him about to say the 5 letter word that was going to take my ass to jail. "S H O N E !!, you a shone ass hoe I swear!" Calvin shouted as he tried to pull out my drive way, but to his knowledge his back seat window was shattered by a 4x5 piece of wood that I threw just seconds after his tires were screeching against the pavement.
He stopped mid way down the street and started reversing back toward my apartment. I hauled ass in my apartment, locked the door and went upstairs. While upstairs I could see the asshole tryna kick my windows out my car with his foot but couldn't. "What type of real man are you?" I said to myself. After 2 mins of contemplating on what to do next Calvin knocked softly on my door and from upstairs I can hear him ask, "Lovette, what I'm suppose to do about this. This ain't even my car" I laughed because he has been riding up and down my block for a week now since we seen each other at that Drake concert and his behind followed me. And to the fact that he lied telling me oh "just got my new 2013 Nissan Altima, and yea she was a pretty penny cause you know them niggas you use to messing with don't buy cars off the lot" and it ain't even his. "This fool here I tell ya" I said walking down stairs. As I opened the door Calvin looked at me like a sad little puppy asking what he should do again.
I agreed to paying for the damages but he had to not come by my apartment ever again. About 2 hours later the unknown person car Calvin was driving in was back to normal and I did feel bad about the situation but hey what goes around comes around. The drive back to my apartment was quiet and I hope Calvin got it to stop taking me as a joke and to leave me alone.
"Just drop me off right here" I told Calvin. "Why you live way back there" Calvin said while slowing down the car. "Didn't we just agree to not go by my house ever again?" I asked while jumping out the car. "You are soo difficult I swear Lovette ok cool have it your way." Calvin said with an attitude. "Well I hope you get that back seat window tinted!" Yelling towards him as he pulled off down the street.