Cam: no crushes he says every girl at school is ugly even though he's probably gay uwu (he might have a crush on dante)
Me: richard, a boy from my school i will never see again because of corona virus and bc i wont pass 6th grade help me please
Dante: no crushes he says ever girl hates him at school (I WONDER WHY, DEFINITELY NOT BC YOUR LOUD AND DISOBEDIENT WHY WOULD IT BE THAT?) but he does have an ex, abby, or, I think they got back together. And yes im aware dante is 7 yrs old and a first grader lol.
Dog: he has a crush on my cat
Cat: no crushes, well actually, she got pregnant with this local orange cat and had kittens that we will sell soon. So maybe that was her crush or it was just a hookup... hmmmm
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