Back Together (RadioSnake)

Never Leave Again

(Aight time for another chapter, sorry this story doesn't have much romance, its more of a sad thing. Also trying to keep it on character sooo ye)

"So, are we just gonna attack Lucifer tomorrow?" Alastor said.

"No! They would expect that! We're gonna wait a few days. And in that time, we can relax and ready ourselves."

"Sure!"

And so they went inside Pentious's 'house'. (cause I'm overusing the word ship) Alastor went to the bedroom Pentious made for him back then when they made their deal. It wasn't big or fancy but it was comfortable so it didn't matter. He layed on his bed, thinking. Pentious was right, he probably needed a rest. But his eyes were wide open. He didn't feel sleepiness.

If it wasn't sleepiness, what was it? Why  was he so nervous around Pentious that he felt like his heart is gonna burst to pieces? This only meant fear to him but he wasn't afraid of Pentious. What other thing could that mean then?

Did...

Did he cast a curse on him?

Of course. He should have thought this snake was no man to trust. He was so mad at itself that he was fooled by him. How embarassing. The might overlord of hell, The Radio Demon,  beaten by a immature snake demon with an unnecesarry accent who can't calm down for his own good. What a shame.

It all made sense. So that was his power, making demons not able to use their powers. That's why he was hiding it. This idiot thought Alastor wouldn't notice? Pathetic. Absolutely pathetic.

He would have killed Pentious that day. But they were friends for a decade and he was unfortunetly attached. And he also would like to watch him fail to achieve his dreams when he is alone. So he was just gonna leave at night, silently. To never go back again.

He already planned everything in his head and closed his eyes and slept eventually. That night was gonna be a long one. Pentious would wake up to small sounds so he had to leave silent as he can.

*At night...*

Alright, everyone was asleep. Now was his chance. Alastor got up from his bed slowly, and tıip toed his way around. He leaned on walls made.sure not step on anything by accident. He was looking kinda funny like that. But it was the only way. He tip toed his way to the door, and dissapeared,.and reapeared outside. He sighed in relief and walked to the streets of hell, not looking at his back.

Now, you might think Alastor is overreacting, and he kind of is. But who could blame him? This man right here knows nothing about love. So all those 'love sypmtoms' were sickness to him. But it only happened around Pentious he thought he was doing it, and came to the conclusion,  he tried to weaken him. And as an overlord, he wouldn't risk his title being ruined. So he immadiately left.

*A few days later...*

Alastor was on yet another one of his daily walks in the streets of hell, because he likes to hear demon's screams. He stopped when he heard the news on a TV a bunch of demons gathered around.

It was Sir Pentious. His eyes widened and focused on the TV to see what happened to him. Just like Alastor guessed, he lost. His grin became wider as he saw his failure, and how he was mocked by the news reporters. But they didn't need to insult him that much. At least he tried.

'Stop thinking about him dammit.' he thought to himself.

He looked at the news again. The reporter was talking about the Princess of Hell, who was gonna talk about her 'passion project' after the commercials. Oh? This might be interesting.

*Back to present*

"Uh Al? Are still here? Helloo?"

Alastor snapped out of his thoughts and saw Angel Dust waving at his face. He sighed in relief as Alastor slapped his hand out of his face. Classic Alastor was back. "Why were you silent a few minutes ago? You seemed lost in thoughts." Angel said as he sat at a table. "Tell me all about babe!"

(Ah yes, once again pure diolouge time)

"What is love?"

"Wow, pretty straight forward. Kinky."

"Please just tell me what it means."

"Well, to me it means sex!"

"Pretty sure I don't wanna have sex with Sir Pentious."

"Wait what?"

"Wait-"

"Oh my god!"

"No!"

"VAGS WE HAVE A GAY SITUATION OVER HERE-"

"Shut up! Shut! Up! I'm gonna kill you!"

"You literally just said you love Sir Pentious what do you expect me to do! No wonder you used tentacles to blow his ship thing up. It makes sense now!"

"No it doesn't! And I never said I- you know what? I'm just gonna ask Vaggie since she has actual experience."

And then, Vaggie came just now because I'm a bad writer. She talked to Charlie about hotel and business stuff but got distracted by her usual joyful personality and of course, cuteness. And was pissed off at Alastor when he just had to ruin their moment by telling her to come for a second.

"What the fuck do you want this time?"

"What is love?"

"What?"

"You heard me."

"I- why are you asking me this?"

"He's gay for a snake!"

"Angel!"

"Oh, well honestly I don't give a fuck so uh... I don't know, your heart beats faster around them, you blush-"

"What is blush?"

"Uh- your cheeks heaten up."

"Oh."

"And you can't stop thinking of them and... Even the world looks brighter when you're near them..." Vaggie started blushing by the end of her speech and looked at Charlie. Then they both went upstairs holding eachothers hands. (I swear there is more Chaggie in this story than RadioSnake lmao)

Small A/N: Hey there! This chapter was supposed to be the final chapter but I accidently deleted a part of it. But that's better than nothing I guess :^ please vote for this story if you liked it and haven't voted yet by the way! Bye for now!