Huh, I can write stuff backwards. Nice.
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Goth and Raven, chilling on the couch, on their phones. Goth looks up, confused.
"Hey, Rae, what's BDSM?"
Raven just stares at him, Reaper snorts from across the room and starts choking, and Geno suddenly kicks down the door.
"BIBLE DISCUSSION AND STUDY MEETINGS, PRAISE THE LORD-"
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Some random salty human: "There's only one race; the human race-"
Cross appears and smacks them with a rubber chicken. "What about NASCAR?????"
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Killer, kicking down Nightmare's door, "YOU FUCKIN SUCK!"
Nightmare, nodding, "I know."
Killer, "I CANT-- wait, what?"
"I know. I know I 'fuckin' suck."
"Wait, that's not how this was supposed to go down, are you okay?"
Sniff "... no..."
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Geno, bored and sharing random facts; "Did you know if you put borax and honey where you have an ant infestation all the ants will come?"
Killer stands up from the floor, goes the the kitchen, and returned with milk all over his face. "It worked. Holy shit, it worked."
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Desire, slamming the door and flopping onto the couch. Horror walks over to them.
"Hey, what's wrong buddy?"
"Everyone at school made fun of me today." Desire says into the couch cushions.
"Aw, who? Why?"
"Well, I made a card for another student that I liked and-"
"Wait wait wait what? SiMP? SiMP? No child of mine will be simping today-"
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Lust, dressed as a jellyfish, "Ah, your from the Atlantic Ocean? ... that is so ghetto... Anyways, Finding Nemo was an awful movie, wanna know why? Cuz I wasn't in it, bitch. Wha- no, shut up, this is why you never get invited to Sponge Bob's parties, because you can never pass the vibe check. Let's go bitches, it's party time."
Everyone else proceeds to wheeze to death.
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Lust, sipping his tea, "So... your taking the car away because I have a gorilla grip pussy?"
Geno, confused, "What? No, I'm taking the fucking car away because you didn't come home last ni- you wouldn't dare-"
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Ink, loudly, "Why don't you go check on the snacks in the cupboard?"
Error looks over at him. "What? Why?"
"Just do it."
"Fine." Error walks over to the cupboard and opens it, revealing a mirror.
