Episode 3: Ben
Interviewer:
Alright. This is Ben Harnett’s house. God help me. (Knocks on door)
Ben (behind door):
WHO’S THAT??
Interviewer:
Um... I’m here to interview you for the Courtwood Documentary I’m filming. You signed up for it.
Ben:
(Slowly opens door and looks at camera with a strange look)
Interviewer:
We’re just here to record an interview. We mean you no harm or any of that shit.
Ben:
......ILLUMINATI!!!!!! (Slams door)
Interviewer:
Dammit! Ben! (Knocks on door repeatedly). C’mon man, it’s just an interview! Crap! (Looks at camera) Why are you still filming? (grabs camera and camera footage cuts off).
Camera is turned on Interviewer
Interviewer:
(Flips through phonebook) Alright. (Takes out phone and dials). Hi there, Sheila. Um.. No that is definitely NOT why I called. I’m calling because I just went to interview Ben Harnett. You mentioned you had relations with him? (pause for a few moments) I- I don’t need to know his penis size... look the guy kicked me out of his house the second I knocked on his door. I tried to reason with him and tell him that all I was doing was setting up an interview with him and he screamed “Illuminati” or something crazy like that. Do you know anyone who can reason with him? Get him to be more... normal? (pauses for a moment) Oh, of course it’s Devon. (mouths “fuck me” to camera). Okay. Thank you Sheila. (pauses for a few moments) No Sheila, I won’t give you the camera man’s phone number. Bye. (hangs up phone, sits back and sighs). I hate my life.
Camera follows Interviewer walking up Devon’s porch
Interviewer:
(Growls and then knocks on Devon’s door)
Devon:
(Opens door) Aaayyyy! What’s up man?
Interviewer:
Don’t do that
Devon:
Oh. Okay that’s cool. That’s chill
Interviewer:
Yeah... it’s chill...
Devon:
So what’re you doing here, my man? Are you wanting to do another interview?
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Courtwood (Prototype)
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