Episode 4: Josh and Kaylie
Interviewer:
So we went back and interviewed Ben again and it worked out nicely because our camera man actually got the damn thing on film (glares at camera).
Camera cuts to Josh and Kaylie’s house
Interviewer:
So here we are at the home of the MacDowell’s. I will be interviewing Josh and Kaylie MacDowell. They are twin brothers and sisters, so yeah. Hopefully they’ll be f**king normal.
Interviewer walks up to door and rings doorbell
Josh and Kaylie (simultaneously open the door and say):
Why hello there.
Interviewer:
Holy shit- I mean... hi. You two both signed up to be interviewed for the Courtwood Documentary I am filming.
Josh:
Yes (turns to Kaylie)
Kaylie:
(turns to Josh) We did
Interviewer:
(turns and looks at camera, terrified)
Camera turns onto Interviewer in private room
Interviewer:
Okay, I’ve seen some freaky shit in my life. I have seen my neighbor’s dog get ran over by a truck as a little kid. I have seen movies like Cannibal Holocaust, Melancholia der Engel, and A Serbian Film. I have also met Ben. But this shit takes the f**king cake. I don’t think I have ever been more terrified at any moment in my life than I am right now meeting those twins.
Camera returns to scene
Interviewer:
So uh... I’m going to interview each of you one at a time and we’ll see how that goes.
Josh:
That sounds (turns to Kaylie)
Kaylie:
(turns to Josh) Quite delightful.
Interviewer:
(quietly) Dear God in Heaven please spare me
Interviewer and Josh are in the living room alone
Interviewer:
So Josh, what’s it like living here in Courtwood?
Josh:
It’s quite (turns to the left and stops speaking)
Interviewer:
(Looks at Josh concerned for a few moments)
Josh:
(continues looking to the left, still as a statue)
Interviewer:
Um... Josh?
Josh:
(continues looking to the left, still as a statue)
Interviewer:
(Sighs) Kaylie!
Kaylie:
(walks into room)
Interviewer:
Sit next to your brother...
Kaylie:
(sits next to Josh and then says) a nice place to live
Interviewer:
Huh?
Josh:
(chuckles) I said “It’s quite” (turns to Kaylie)
Kaylie:
(turns to Josh) “a nice place to live”
Interviewer:
....
Camera turns to Interviewer in private room
Interviewer:
(Takes a shot from a bottle of whiskey, coughs, and sighs) Look, I know I’m underage, but admit it, after seeing that shit, you would too.
Camera returns to the scene
Interviewer:
Okay, I think we’re done here. Thank you very much for doing the interview.
Josh:
You are (turns to Kaylie)
Kaylie:
(turns to Josh) welcome
Interviewer:
Okay (runs out the door)
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Courtwood (Prototype)
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