Worst Case Scenario

CHAPTER TWO : i'm bffs w a teenage Heinz Doofenshmirtz

i'd like to dedicate this chapter to Wikipedia, i got to know that platypus actually pee like humans, i thought they just peed like the fish do idk

huh, we learn new things every day

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"So... are you ever going to explain why you disappeared into the goddamn supply locker after school hours? Or... how about, why did it take you a whole hour to call for help?" Sam gapes at me.

Kiara shrugged, which only incentivised him to continue his interrogation.

"I had to come back to school after getting home, you know! I was just going to get into a long hot bath to wash away the remnants of this god awful week--but then my best friend calls me saying she's still stuck in school! Scratch that--she's stuck in the gym supply room after school fucking hours! What were you even doing in there?!"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Okay I swear I didn't mean to get stuck!" Kiara looked down sheepishly.

"Girl you better be thankful the janitor was still there! You could've been in real trouble otherwise!" Sam could only roll his eyes at his best friend now, it wasn't something completely out of the ordinary for Kiara and it was hard to stay mad at her, heavens know she was just born with fantastic luck.

"So? How did you end up there?"

"You know, just this and that.." Kiara said, scratching the back of her neck, a sheepish trait she had acquired during the years.

Sam snorted,"this and that my ass."

He suddenly looked at her "wait-! Don't tell me it was Jasper again!"

Kiara just looked out of the window of the beat up Bentley Sam had oh-so-lovingly named Syther, as they drove through an array of similar structured houses with green front lawns.

But the blush rising from her neck to the tips of her ears was indication enough for Sam.

"Dude you need help," Sam groaned out,"You literally fell on his ass this morning! Wow I mean, how did you even manage that?" He wheezed out.

"Ughh just let it go already!" Kiara said irritated.

"Are you kidding me?! Is that even possible?" He was laughing so hard his face was going a dark shade of red and his pale blond heritage was not helping his case at all.

"It wasn't my fault okay! I slipped!" Kiara was contemplating strangling this guy she considered her brother-from-another-mother, he was starting to act too much like her brother now.

He snorted, "yeah, sure."

Not today Kiara, not today

Mostly because, he was also the one behind the wheel at the moment, and she didn't particularly feel like dying on a friday evening, however embarrassing that morning had been.

"Focus on the road will you, doofenshmirtz," she retorted.

She decided she'd leave the dying part to the mondays, she had a feeling the next monday was gonna be worse.

"Would you stop calling me that already?" He sure wasn't laughing now, "For fucks sake, that devil is not all as cute as you'd think! He fucking peed on me! In front of thomas!"

"Uh huh" she snickered, "the guy who has a platypus nemesis telling me that I need help." she couldn't help rolling her eyes.

She secretly admit to herself that if Perry had peed on her in front of the guy she like then she would be mortified.

It just happened that their other best friend, Rain, had a pet platypus, whom she'd coincidently named Perry, who wasn't very fond of blonds. More so even, of Sam. And god forbid it was the most entertaining thing ever.

Not that it matter though, Thomas had practically been in love with Sam all along. One should see them now, they were the cutest couple ever, it often made Kiara feel nauseous.

Gosh even Sam had a better love life than her. And he ate cranberry flavoured popcorn as breakfast every other day. His favourite.

Maybe he was right, maybe she did need help.

"Enough about the damn platypus already;"Sam muttered, "You seriously need to step up your game bro, you're getting rusty. Just ask him out already, we all know how much you like the dude"

"It's not that easy okay." Kiara grumbled out, rolling her eyes again. It seemed to be something she did a lot in her best friends' presence.

"Not again," He rolled his eyes, but then grinned as an idea struck him "Oh I know exactly what we need to do-- this calls for an official sleepover!"

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a/n
I smell tea.. ;)))