Frick Frack Diddlywhack: A Truth or Dare Story

Chapter 1:The Treecko named Treeko

Treeko: how do we usually start off our conversations?

Weavile: Usually something weird happens...

Treeko: Oh.

*meteor slams the earth*

Weavile: Quick, to the fallout shelter!

Treeko: but that's no fun :(

Weavile: What if I told you that we would kidnap a bunch of kids and make them play truth or dare for our own enjoyment?

Treeko: can I make them kill each other

*casually thinks about gladiator fights*

Weavile: Yeah, yeah. Unfortunately, the rules state we have to revive them after.

Treeko: *sigh*, we can still inflict pain tho right

*Treeko the Treecko's eyes glimmer with malice*

Weavile: We will if we need to, but I think the dares will do most of it

Treeko: Soooo I know some kids that owe me a couple of favors for something I did for them in Hoenn, and I think I can get them

Weavile: Great! Now that's enough exposition, I think. To the truth or dare chamber!

Treeko: HEY, WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT BREAKING THE 4TH WALL

Weavile: It can't be that important, right?

*both pokemon turn and stare at the reader, their necks crackle as they turn towards you and stare with stone-cold eyes, looking more dead than a 5-year old that just dropped her ice cream*

*after a few seconds of gut-wrenching silence both pokemon are teleported to a large, dimly lit room*

Treeko: aahhhhh perfect it feels just like home, musty and with the smell of despair and death in the air

Weavile: ...Right. Why don't we bring the kids in then?

Treeko: uhh, sure lemme just get some pals from Ultra Space to lur- I mean transport them here safely.

Weavile: Alright, while you're doing that I'll make sure that this place is inescapable.

Treeko: wait, there's like 14 of them, how many rooms do we have? Can we fit them all?

Weavile: Ah, I thought of everything. We have just enough room to make everyone the perfect amount of uncomfortable. Except us. We'll be fine. But don't tell the contestants that.

Treeko: You know, what if Arceus has a son

Weavile: You could make a religion out of this

*creates religion*

Weavile: By the power of breaking the fourth wall I hereby give us magic powers!

Treeko: Ahhh, now that that's done with, we can complete step 2: the Sinnoh inquisition, nobody will expect it (especially in a pokemon fanfiction)

Weavile: How about you get your Ultr-

*Solgaleo (probably drunk) rides in with several kids on his back, all seem to be around age 16 and unconscious*

Solgaleo: bro these little bastards tried capturing me, WITH A GREAT BALL, do you understand how offensive that is??? THEY'D BE LUCKY TO CATCH ME WITH A BEAST BALL, anyway they're all here... I think, probably

Weavile: You're talking to a Weavile and a Treecko here...

Ash's Pikachu: What's up, fuc-

Treecko, Solgaleo, and Weavile (in unison): NO! You ruin everything you small electric turd monkey

*Ash's Pikachu attempts to use Thunderbolt*

*Weavile claps his hands*

*The electricity is gone in an instant*

Weavile: So sorry, but you can't use that here. We run this place

Treeko: lmao yeah we took all your PP

Iris: Did somebody say PP?

Treeko: BEGONE THOT!!!

*a ray of pure power ruptures the earth engulfing the young girl in flames, nothing is left of her body but a small blue crystal that Treeko the Treecko crushes underneath his foot*

*Treeko spits*

Treeko: Forgive me lord future, but I enacted the book of future chapter 1 verse 2 "from the streets she did emerge, to the streets she will return, so I say unto you she is for the streets so be not weary when she must go back to whence she came"

Weavile: Are you sure any of that's allowed? We kind of needed her as a contestant

Treeko: fine enter into a battle with me

Weavile: What?! Are you sure?

Treeko: just do it

Weavile: Alright buddy

*battle scene begins*

Treeko: Bag -> items -> max revive -> Iris

Treeko: Now run

Weavile: You can't run from a trainer battle!

*Treeko shuts off Ninbendo*

*Black*

*Power ON*

Weavile: *mumbles* So much for me keeping the fourth wall up...

N/A: TF is that supposed to mean

Treeko: Shut

Weavile: Treeko, why don't you and I get the contestants in their respective rooms

Treeko *whispering to Solgaleo*: yo you drugged em up good, mind If I get the recipe

Weavile: TREEKO!! COME ON, WE GOT A GAME TO RUN!!

Solgaleo: UhhHhhHhHhhHhHh

*opens up a portal to Ultra Space*

Solagleo: gotta blast!

*the purplish portal closes behind solgaleo and the Jimmy Neutron theme song fades away as we see Goddard and Carl Wheezer get brutally beat by jimmy's dad but unlike Goddard, Carl releases small moans of pleasure*