Frick Frack Diddlywhack: A Truth or Dare Story

Chapter 4: Treeko Didn't Prepare For This

Bonnie: Weavile, I have a question
Weavile: All right, what is it?
Bonnie: Do you have any truths or dares yet?
Weavile: Uh... Treeko back me up
Treeko: Long story short... no but, I may or may not have been getting baked in a gas station bathroom
*everyone falls anime style*
Drew: Well that's just fantastic, isn't it?
Treeko: Save it grass head
Drew: Shut up grass... Pokemon
May: Aw come on Drew you can do better than that
Gary: That's what she said
Drew: ahaha gottem
*Drew high fives Gary*
Treeko: ARE YOU KIDDING ME THAT WASN'T EVEN GOOD BUT HE GETS A HIGH FIVE THIS IS BULL
Misty: I'll beat the crap out of all three of you imbeciles
Treeko: that's kinky
*Treeko puts out his hand but doesn't get a high five*
Weavile: Now, now, let's not be too hasty... but in the meantime, does anyone have any truths or dares for anyone else?
Dawn: Depends. Can we ask you two hosts?
Weavile: There's a time and place for everything.
Dawn: That sounds promising.
Treeko: That means not today, crack of dawn
May: Alright, well... Ash, truth or dare?
Ash: Uh... truth?
May: What's your opinion on Misty?
*Misty blushes a little and turns away*
*Ash goes silent and thinks for a moment*
Ash: Yeah, she's cool
Serena thinking: Of course he said that...
Weavile: Serena, you appear to be lost in thought, what's going on over there?
*Serena's face goes red quickly*
Serena: Nothing, n-nothing at all
Treeko: Right, right. ANYWAYSS this is getting kinda boring lets spice things up
Weavile: Alright, anyone have some dares?
Dawn: Oh! I got one! Gary, I dare you to say something so perverted even Ash will understand
Ash: What are you talking about?
*everyone sweat drops*
Gary: Alright, let me see what I can... COME UP with...
Ash: Nope, don't get it
Gary: Well I don't know, it kind of COMES NATURALLY, y'know?
Misty: I'm getting really tired of this, Gary...
Gary: Oh, I know you are
Misty: Why, I oughta-
Weavile: Okay, okay, Misty, I think we're going to have to contain you. Treeko?
Treeko: Ok this is a chamber, understand? There's only one hole and... its glass
Gary: I'll bet I know what that hole is for
Ash: Breathing, right?
*everyone falls anime style again*
Serena: Where is this glass chamber, though?
Treeko: Why, it's right over her- Weavile where's the glass chamber
Weavile: You broke it... you said you would get it fixed in time for today...
Treeko: Oh, right. Well then Misty, I guess we'll just have to do this
*Treeko claps his hands and Misty is suddenly immobilized in midair*
Brock: Misty, are you okay up there?
Misty: Does it look like I'm okay?
Gary: I know I'm okay, I can stare at you without you retaliating!
Weavile: Okay, for that I'm just going to duct tape your mouth and blindfold you.
Gary: Aw man, you guys are such fuc-
Weavile: That's enough out of you. Anyone else want to show and tell everyone how perverted they are?
Ash: What does 'perverted' mean?
Treeko: Well you see,you dense metalhead comparable to a skyscraper foundation, being perverted is when all you look at are the sexual features of a person.
Ash: Like what?
Treeko: Like bo-
Weavile: Alright, on to the next one.
Dawn: But Gary didn't finish his dare!
*everyone looks over at Gary, who is lying down on the floor with his eyes and mouth still covered*
Misty: Uh.. is he...
Weavile: Oh, I'm sure he's fine.
Treeko: These dares are still boring, we need something to spice it up
Weavile: Paul, you've been awfully quiet over there, got anything to say?
Paul: ...
Dawn: Don't mind him, he's pretty reserved
Weavile: Alright, he'll come out of his shell eventually... Paul, I dare you to kiss Dawn
*everyone gasps*
*Dawn's face starts to fluster*
Clemont: It's kind of early for these kinds of dares, don't you think?
Treeko: Why, you jealous?
Paul: I know what you monsters want. I'll play along for now
*Paul and Dawn kiss for an extraordinarily short amount of time
Bonnie: Yes! That's a ship I can cross off on my shipping list
Treeko: Aw, I missed it! Do it again
Paul: I did the dare.
Cilan: He's right...
Weavile: Don't worry Treeko, I got a picture for you
Dawn: What?!
*her face gets even redder*
Iris: What a little kid.
Max: Are you sure this isn't too extreme?
Weavile: Oh Max, the fun is just beginning!
Treeko: Who's ready for a gender swap?
Everyone except Gary: OH NO
Treeko: Three, two, one