Frick Frack Diddlywhack: A Truth or Dare Story

Chapter 6:This Chapter Has Nothing to do With Treeko

Meanwhile In  A dungeon somewhere deep within the walls of this impenetrable fortress
In Pokemon Language
Pikachu: *sigh* How am I supposed to get out of here, I really miss Ash
*our view jumps to the dark and shadowy corner of the dungeon, a figure appears covered in shadows*
Mysterious figure: What are you? Some kind of mama's boy who cries for his trainer?
Pikachu: ???? WHO ARE YOU, WHERE ARE WE, YOU BETTER LET ME OUT RIGHT THIS INSTANT
*the mysterious figure emerges from the shadows with a dimly lit cigar hanging out of its mouth... i-its a Squirtle*
Squirtle: Relax kid, I don't know where we are any better than you do
Pikachu: Then why are you here?
Squirtle: I don't know, but I don't care. I've been analyzing this room for hours now, collecting all the information about it, every crack, plant and rusty bar, and I think I know a way we can escape from this hellhole.
Pikachu: Really? How?!
Squirtle: see that barred window over there? I think if I use my Water Gun combined with your Thunderbolt it'll be strong enough to knock them out
Pikachu: Do you think you could break the rope tied around me, first?
*Squirtle shoots a jet of water at Pikachu's ropes*
*rope breaks*
Pikachu: Thanks for getting me out, but now I'm soaked...
Squirtle: Sorry kid but that's the way it goes around here, you win some and you lose some
Pikachu: that didn't even make sense
Squirtle: does anything in this world make sense
Pikachu: yeah... anyway let's get this over with. We'll use our attacks on 3. 1... 2... 3!
*Squirtle uses Water Gun on the bars*
*Pikachu uses Thunderbolt on the bars*
After a couple seconds the bars are reduced to rubble
*Squirtle points to the hole in the steel door a couple feet above their heads*
Squirtle: Hey kid, you think you could give me a boost?
Pikachu: yeah, sure
*Squirtle gets on Pikachu's back as Pikachu uses his tail to boost them upwards*
Squirtle: Alright, now let's see where we can go.
Pikachu: Well... can we find my trainer? I'm really worried about him
Squirtle: always worried about your trainer huh? It must be nice kid, must be nice
Pikachu: Are you okay?
*Squirtle snaps out of his depressive episode*
Squirtle: Yeah, don't sweat it.
Pikachu: ...Okay.
Squirtle: Let's get you to your trainer
*the two pokemon scurry off until they approach a large corridor with two paths*
Pikachu: So which one do we go down?
Squirtle: flip a coin?
Pikachu: where are we going to find a coin?
Squirtle: good point... Right is always right?
Pikachu: Sure, let's go for it
Squirtle: Come on, then
*Squirtle and Pikachu turn right in the dark corridor*
Squirtle: dang it's pretty dark in here maybe we sho-
*Squirtle's thoughts are interrupted by the sounds of footsteps*
Unknown Person: HEY! Who's there?
*the unknown person turns on a flashlight, the beam of light splits the eerie darkness revealing a long hallway with a red, velvety rug and a goldenrod border. The room unusually has high walls and hundreds of portraits skewed across the walls.*
Squirtle (under his breath): ah, crap
*out of the corner of his eye Pikachu spots an open vent and pulls Squirtle into it*
Unknown Person: GET BACK HERE!!!
*Pikachu and Squirtle run off into the vent system as the voice hurling profanities eventually fades*
Pikachu: That was a little too close
Squirtle: yeah no kidding... y'know you trainer pokemon aren't as stupid and spoiled as you're made out to be
Pikachu: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!??!?
Squirtle: shhh, they're going to hear you
Pikachu: who's they
Squirtle: I don't know, the people that were chasing us?
Unknown voice: HA! I found you!
Squirtle: Oh god, c'mon we gotta get out of here fast
Pikachu: 100% but I thought we were looking for Ash
Squirtle: We can't look for Ash if we faint! We can look for him later. We need to save our own hides for now... also, we wouldn't find him in the vents anyway.
Pikachu: I guess...
*they run off until they find another vent close to floor level*
Pikachu: I think I can get this one using Iron Tail
Squirtle: Sounds good
*Pikachu blasts through the vent in one strike*
Much to Pikachu's surprise, he finds Ash and Serena lying in the same bed asleep
In Human Language
Pikachu: Pika-pi? (Ash?)
Ash: huh? PIKACHU!!!!
Serena (just waking up): *yawn* Pikachu!! You're Back!
Pikachu: Pika-Pika, Pikachu (Oh? I didn't know this room was occupied)
Ash: ???? PIKACHU!!! I'm glad you're back though buddy
*Pikachu gives ash a smug look*
Squirtle: Squirtle. Squirtle Squirtle (Wooooow I feel so appriciated and thanked right now)
Ash: So Pikachu, Who's your new friend?
Squirtle: Squir-squirtle... (Friend? I didn't sign up for this.)
Pikachu: Pika-pika-pi (Oh he's no one)
Squirtle: SQUIRTLE SQUIRT-SQUIRTLE SQUIRT SQUIR! (NO ONE??! WHO HELPED YOU GET OUT OF THAT CRAPHOLE IN THE FIRST PLACE? THAT'S RIGHT, ME!!!!)
*Pikachu sweatdrops*
Squirtle: Squir-Squirtle squirt (fine, I'm leaving)
*Squirtle storms off*
Ash: Hey... uh...
Pikachu: Pika-Pika Pikachu (one second Ash, let me handle this)
*Pikachu goes off in search of Squirtle*
In Pokemon Language
Pikachu: Hey, Sorry man I didn-
Squirtle (in tears): IT'S FINE. You trainer pokemon always act like you're better than us anyway
Pikachu: That's not the case I jus-
Squirtle: I SAID IT'S FINE!!!!!!!!
*Squirtle runs away once again*
Pikachu: Squirtle! I'm sorry!
*Pikachu retreats slowly back to the room from which he came, after losing sight of Squirtle*
In Human Language
Ash: Did you find him Pikachu?
Pikachu (disheartened): pika- (no...)
Serena: Oh, I'm sorry about that...