Literal Hell || A NDRV3 Chat Fic

haha this is kinda gay

(OhShitARat has started the conversation)

(OhShitARat has added 15 other members)

OhShitARat: :> Wake the fuck up lesbians

Kakamatsu: Kokichi, you're more of a lesbian than any of us, and you're a guy.

OhShitARat: How would you know? Have you seen my pp?

Kakamatsu: 

Succy: Kokichi, it's three in the morning. Take your talk about pps with Kaede somewhere else. I'm trying to sleep.

OhShitARat: Aww~ Why?~ I thought my beloved would want to talk about my pp~

Succy: I can't even get flustered when you use the word "pp"

OhShitARat: PfFf-

FuckYoChickenStrips: I'm not even gonna ask.

OhShitARat: Amami-Chan, is that you?

FuckYoChickenStrips: The one and only.

OhShitARat: Yay! I've been expecting you!~

FuckYoChickenStrips: Aw. Thanks. I'm glad to have cool friends like you.

Tentacles: Ouch. Crotch Rat got friend-zoned.

OhShitARat: YOU'RE SO MEAN, AMAMI-CHAN! WAHHHHHHH!

FuckYoChickenStrips: I-

K1-B0: I am concerned for all of your well beings.

Succy: I am as well. Which is why I WOULD LIKE SOME SLEEP, KOKICHI.

OhShitARat: Gasp. I feel called out ;-;

FuckYoChickenStrips: Oh, you having trouble sleeping, Shuichi? Want me to come over? I can help.

Succy: That'd be nice. Thanks Rantaro.

OhShitARat: Aww!~ You two are gonna get down to business without me?~ How mean...~ But, eh. I guess it's okay. Just make sure to think of me sometimes!~

FuckYoChickenStrips: Kokichi istg.

FuckYoChickenStrips: Shuichi, you got socks on?

Succy: Uh, yeah... Why?

FuckYoChickenStrips: Nothin'. Just wondering.

FuckYoChickenStrips: Welp, Shuichi and I are gonna head out. I'm at his house already.

OhShitARat: Already? My, my, my! That was fast!

FuckYoChickenStrips: We don't live that far from each other...

Succy: Mhm. Anyway, good night Kaede, Kiibo, and Miu!

Kakamatsu: Night!

Tentacles: See ya, whore

K1-B0: Farewell!

OhShitARat: Aw? No good night for me?

Succy: You're literally at my doorstep.

OhShitARat: Nishishi! You're right! You know I can't let you and Amami-Chan have all the fun without me!

Succy: I hate you.

OhShitARat: Love you too!

FuckYoChickenStrips: This is so gay.

OhShitARat: See, Saihara-Chan? This is why Shumai favorite!~ 

(A/N: He meant it as in "You're my favorite")

Succy: I-

FuckYoChickenStrips: Oo! Puns! Do me!

Succy: DoN't EnCoUrAgE hIm!

OhShitARat: Oh, Don't worry Rantaro. I'll get to you soon enough. And when I do, you'll know that you, along with Saihara-Chan, only belong to Ama-me.

<FuckYoChickenStrips has gone offline.>

OhShitARat: Nishishi! Amami-Chan's so red! and so is Saihara-Chan!

<OhShitARat and Succy have gone offline.>

Kakamatsu: *wheeze* that was pretty gay

{Yay! Shitpost chat fic with my new favorite OT3! It's pretty lit. I hope you enjoyed i  

s u p p o s e.}