Literal Hell || A NDRV3 Chat Fic

more gay? gee who woulda thought?

<OhShitARat is now online>

<Succy and a few others are now online>

OhShitARat: Give me attention.

Succy: Kokichi, we JUST got out of school. I can literally still see you walking home.

OhShitARat: Did I stutter?

FuckYoChickenStrips: Damn, Kokichi. Calm your tits.

Tentacles: HAH! Jokes on him, he doesn't have any!

ItsMaaagic: Kokichi, leave us alone... I'm trying to take a nap...

Succy: Himiko? Please tell me you're on the bus...

ItsMaaagic: Yeah...? Why...?

Succy: Well, it would be weird if you were taking a nap in the middle of the sidewalk...

ItsMaaagic: What if I were...? It's not like I've never done it before...

Succy: I'm concerned.

Kakamatsu: Guys, shut up. I'm at piano practice and you keep blowing up my phone.

OhShitARat: Just put your phone on silent. Jeez Kaede, not everything has to be about you! You were a shitty protagonist anyway.

Kakamatsu: Was not! I was a great protagonist!

OhShitARat: Not as great as my Shumai!

Succy: I-

StepOnMeMakiRoll: Hey uh- can ya'll like, shut up? Thanks.

OhShitARat: OMFG KAITO YOUR NAME IS AMAZING

DoYouWannaDie: Kaito?-

StepOnMeMakiRoll: SHIT-

<StepOnMeMakiRoll changed their name to Astronomical>

Astronomical: Please forget everything you just saw Maki Roll- 

DoYouWannaDie: I doubt I will even if I wanted to-

Astronomical: hHhHh-

OhShitARat: Holy fuck- I gotta tell Kirumi about this!- 

SHSLMom: Tell me what?

OhShitARat: Mom! You're alive!

OhShitARat: Oh! I was gonna tell you that Kaito is trying to steal your waifu

SHSLMom: Waifu....?

IWantSasukeInsideMe: A waifu is a woman who someone has romantic feelings for. It's generally used for anime characters, but in this case, Kokichi is referring to Maki.

OhShitARat: Thank you, Tsumugi.

IWantSasukeInsideMe: You're welcome.

SHSLMom: Oh. Is this true, Momota?

Astronomical: I-I mean... I-

DoYouWannaDie: It's okay, Kirumi. Kaito's just a big doof, it's nothing to be worried about.

SHSLMom: Oh. Alright.

Kakamatsu: Ya'll so lesbian.

Tentacles: AHEM. What am I then?

Kakamatsu: My sexy inventor.

Succy: I- 

Tentacles: Damn right I am.

OhShitARat: G r o s s. Can we go back to talking about guys again?

ItsMaaagic: We were never talking about guys... In fact, we were always talking about girls...

OhShitARat: Which is why I'm changing the subject to guys!

FuckYoChickenStrips: Kokichi, stop being gay.

OhShitARat: N E V E R >:3

OhShitARat: Shuichi, I'm coming over.

Succy: Jesus Christ, why don't you just move in?

OhShitARat: Gasp! You'd really let me do that? I'd better start packing, then!

Succy: KoKiChI nO- 

OhShitARat: Too late! No backsies!

Succy: Rantaro help-

FuckYoChickenStrips: You dug this hole, m8. Help yourself.

Succy: If you don't help me right now, I'm never going to give you the answers on your homework again.

FuckYoChickenStrips: See if I care.

Succy: Fine, then you lost privileges to my pantry.

FuckYoChickenStrips: WAIT NOT THE PANTRY- YOU ALWAYS HAVE THE BEST SNACKS-

Succy: Then I suggest you get your happy ass over here.

<FuckYoChickenStrips has gone offline>

Succy: Get's him every time.

Kakamatsu: How do you live with those two?

Succy: In all honesty, idek myself.

{Oop. a new chapter- sorry i didn't update yesterday. I had to finish all the homework that I procrastinated on since it's due on Monday where I am- anyway, bye i guess :v}