McCravings

3: McWhatTheFuck?

Author's Note:

This Chapter is Sexually Explicit, for both really rough language, and well, actually, I don't want to actually spoiler the rest in the author's notes...

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McCravings

McDreamy, McSteamy, McMeredith, and McHot all walk into a McDonalds. Hilarity ensues.

OR:

In Which Meredith and Derek are double-dating with Addison and Mark, and all of them are craving some good old-fashioned McDonalds.

How this turns into a gay/lesbian exchanging thing, nobody knows, remembers, or cares at all; it is just all in the name of their intense McCravings all the same.

F/F. M/M. F/M (past and implied.) Addison/Meredith. Derek/Mark. MerAdd/Meddison. Also MerDer, Maddison. Rated E for Explicit. Grey's Anatomy/Private Practice FF.

Chapter 3: McWhatTheFuck?

Because "McSteamy, McDreamy, McMeredith, and McHot all actually walk into a McDonald's, right now - so what could possibly go wrong...?"

"Welcome to McDonald's, we're here to take your order?" The drive-through attendant voice sounded from the automatic machine thingy.

"Derek Christopher Shepherd! Get it together and tell the nice person what we want here, already. The window down is letting the heat into the car!" Addison Montgomery admonishes her now ex-husband, who is staring at the menu and trying to read it.

"Come on, Derek, you said you already decided! You wanted a bacon habanero wrap with extra lettuce, tomato, and cheese, right?" Meredith Grey (Derek's current-girlfriend) tries to remind him.

"Derek, just order yourself the one with the bacon and the one without it. And I'll eat whichever you like the least," Derek's very best friend ever Mark Sloan finally adds to this.

And just their luck that it's Mark Fucking' Sloan's answer that seems to solve Derek's problem.

So finally Derek yells into the speaker thingy "Yes, could I have the first order be a chicken habanero wrap with extra lettuce, tomato and cheese, and the second-order be a bacon habanero wrap with extra lettuce, tomato, and cheese? And two diet Pipsi's on the side for that order? And also an extra honey bun and also a hot-fudge sundae and also a caramel sundae with Spanish peanuts and also another extra honey bun on top of the other honey bun that I just talked to you, about?" Derek finally tries to answer coherently as Mark pats his back proudly and Derek glows exponentially at this simple action.

"And what name or names do you want to put on that part of the order?" The attendant asks him, unfazed, it seems, by his constant stuttering and mumbling.

And Derek looks back at everyone in the car, now, and off all of their very embarrassed looks, he somehow understands that he should use some pseudonyms so 'heaven help them' no one will recognize their names as being those of actual practicing physicians from Seattle Grace Hospital, who can't seem to get it together enough to order at a damn drive-thru.