Dares for the septics and iplier egos!

First Dare (well half of it atleast)

Somethin' about Josh Gad singin' makes meh so very happy also don't judge I love the pixels movie Ùwú butiful

Derp: OKEY PEOPLES!!!!! FIRST DARE!!!

Anti, schneep, chase, Mark, Wilford, and Seán: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SO LOUD!!

Derp: okey, okey, y'all don't have to yell ;-; also SEÁN'S LOUDER THAN ME!

Seán: Ok jeez didn't have ta call me out like that. ;-;

Derp: Sorry Seán, here *gives cookie*

Seán: Yay! *goes to eat cookie*

Chase: Anyways, what's the first dare, derp?

Derp: It doesn't involve ye, but it does involve Shawn and IDM (ink demon!Mark)!!!
/secretly to Chase and others there/
-The dare is for Shawn to dunk ink on Marvin and IDM to scare JBM-

Chase and Anti: Ohhh, that's gonna be fun!

Derp: Yep, now if you excuse me.

/everyone covers their ears and/or leaves the room./

Derp: SHAWN!!!!!! IDM!!!!!!!!

/Shawn comes down with his shirt halfway unbuttoned and tie untied/

Shawn: *blushes* Y-Yeah Derp?

Derp: Wowwie Shawn, what'd I interrupt between you and IDM? *lenny face*

Shawn: Oh, Shush it! Why'd ye call me down anyways?

Derp: I called ye down cuz there's a dare for you and ID- wait where IS IDM?

Shawn: Um.. he's still getting ready after ye interrup—

IDM: What is everyone screamin'?

Derp: Speak of the devil. /literary/

IDM and Shawn: what's the dare though

Derp: Shawn has to pour ink on Marv and IDM has to scare JBM.

Shawn: Cool but a bit harsh don't cha think?

IDM: C'mon my little inkling, plus You get to get The magician back for taking your hat and doll for that stupid disappearance trick and just think of him as Joey Drew.

Shawn: Yeah, I never got those back.. and Mr.Drew is a pretty bad person.... You're right Ink! I'll do it Derp!

Derp: Okey! Let's do it! But we'll have to wait til Marv gets back tho.

Shawn and IDM: alright!

Derp: y'all can go continue doin' the dirty  *another Lenny face*

Both: *blushes and goes back up stairs*

/a few hours later\
<anybody know this reference. YALL BETTER KNOW THIS REFERENCE!! Lol •^•>

Derp: SHAWN!!! He's almost here!

Shawn: Okay! I already have the Ink bucket set up above the door!

Derp: ? I Can't see it tho!

Shawn: *comes downstairs* I used one of Marv's books to magically cloak it.

Derp: cool, so when it comes down?

Shawn: *Sees IDM walking downstairs and goes to hug him, while ignoring my question* hey inky! How was your nap?

IDM: *yawns* It's was good Shawnie *wraps arms around Shawn's waist*

Shawn: *Wraps arms around IDM's neck* That's nice, inky

Both: *kiss*

Derp: *Takes picture* welp that goes on the ship wall. *phone dings*

Derp's phone:
Marvin: hey I'm almost home.
Derp: cool how long til you get here?
Marvin: I'm down the street actually!
Derp: oh okey!
Derp: also if you see the door open just come in
Marvin: ok?

/back to real world\
Derp: *clears throat* okay ye inky lovers, Marv's almost here.

Both: *pull away*

Shawn: Oh this will be good!

/when Marvin gets home\

Marvin: I'm hom— *sees Shawn, IDM, and derp smiling and giggling* wait wha—- *Feels black ink pour on him* WHAT THE FUCK!?!!

Derp and IDM: *Laughing their asses off*

Marvin: SHAWN!!!

Shawn: *hides behind IDM, snickering*

Marvin: Get over here! *grabs Shawn by his colar*

IDM: *grabs Shawn back* TOUCH HIM AND YOU'RE DEAD! GOT IT *becomes somewhat demonic*

Marvin: OH YEAH?! *green glows from hands and eyes* LET'S GO!

Shawn: DERP! This is getting outta hand! Do something!

Derp: Dammit I really have ta do this, fine! RIOT! *eyes glow yellow* STOP! *both fighters fly to different sides of the room and eyes turn back to normal* Shawn get Jackie and help them please.

Shawn: okay. *runs to get Jackie and they both return to help their partners up to their rooms*

Derp: thanks riot..

Riot: you're very much welcome derp, welp I gotta go! Bai bye!

Derp: baii! Well this really didn't go as planned but it was fun I guess? Well this is half of the whole dare so the next upload will be the next half of IDM scaring the livin' crap outta Jackie. If y'all wanna see more just comment some dares and have a nice quarantine! WASH DEM HANDS!!

DerpCat •w•