Dares for the septics and iplier egos!

PART 2 (other half of dare)

Look at dat boi tho, he's so cuteee >w<

Derp: Hoiiiiii peoples!!!!!!! Welcome back to the other half of yesterday's dare! While yesterday took a turn that I was not expecting, let's make today bette—-

Host: Host hears DerpCat doing their intro so Host decides to wait until she is done with it. Only to find out that Host has interrupted their intro and sees that DerpCat is going to say that I, the Host, has interrupted their motivational speech toward the readers.

Derp: Welp, you already know what imma say host, don't cha? *clearly irritated*

Host: The Host is sure what DerpCat means by that, so The Host gives a snarky smile to prove that The Host is clearly not incorrect.

Derp: *under breath* smartass... ANYWAYS what did you need Host, y'know, for ye to just interrupt me like that?

Host: The Host would like to ask if DerpCat knew where his lov—best friend by the name of Robbie was?

(Okey I may have not told y'all but they're not together. they are best friends that like like each other. They're not together..... YET>:D)

Derp: Nice save Host, you're Lover Robbie I haven't seen. But I think the last time I did he was with Bing tryin' to learn how to skateboard.

Host: The Host appreciates DerpCat's memory help to find Robbie.

Derp: wow, yE thank MEh memories but not me?! How dare ye. But it's fine. Go find Bing and get Robbie and tell him how you , the host, feel and all that. -_-" damn y'all are cowards.

Host: The Host thinks that confessing to Robbie would be a good option, The Host would like to do that another day, when The Host is ready to.

Derp: Fine, but one day I'll make ye confess Host and you'll thank me cuz I got ye a boyfriend Ùwú. Now go find Robbie and Bing it's almost time for Lunc—-OH MY FATHER ETHAN!! I FORGOT ABOUT THE DARE!!

Host: The Host would be intrigued into finding out what this dare DerpCat is talking about.

Derp: right, the dare is for IDM to scare the livin' daylights outta JBM.

Host: The Host thinks that DerpCat and IDM will enjoy seeing JackieBoy-Man, as DerpCat says, 'being scared the living daylights out of'.

Derp: Yep, I laugh at people when they're scared or hurt. It's weird.

Host: The Host will be going now to find Robbie and after The Host will go to the library.

Derp: okey Host, bai bye!

Host: The Host bids a Farewell to DerpCat. *walks away mumbling narratives*

Derp: Well that was a lively conversation. Mental note; I need to get Host and Robbie together. Now that that's over *walks upstairs to IDM's room* IDM!!!!!!!!

-IDM comes out looking like he just woke up-

IDM: Jeez, you don't have to yell.. what do you want Derp?

Derp: Sorry if I woke ye up IDM but we still have to finish the other half of the dare. Where's Shawn by the way?

IDM: 1. It's ok if you woke me up, just try not to be so loud, 2. What's the dare I have to do again cause I forgot, and 3. Shawn's out with JJ to get some new painting supplies and clothes.

Derp: okey. As you asked, the dare was for you to scare Jackie.

IDM: Ok, I can do that but I'll need lots of ink and an old timey place like the workshop.

Derp: okey, I can get you those things but we'll have to wait til Jackie get back from patrolling' around.

IDM: Ok, that works well. Now if you excuse me, I'll be in my room taking my nap. Wake me up when he's almost here.

Derp: Okey! Bai bye for now!

IDM: Bye *closes door*

Derp:..... Welp imma go talk to Wilfor—

Wilford: WHO SUMMONED ME

Derp: AHHhHhHhh!!!!

~Technical difficulties~

/2 hours later\

Derp: *knocks on IDM's door* Hey, dude, getup, Jackie's almost here!

IDM: *opens door* Great, did you set up everything?

Derp: ye and everyone's in their room. I gave them a tablet to look through the camera to see what's gonna happen.

IDM: Oh this is gonna be good..

/when Jackie gets back\

JBM: Hey guys I'm home!!

-sees the whole house looking like that bendy and the ink machine game Shawn and IDM's from-

JBM: guys? Guys?! Guys this isn't funny!!

~everyone who's in their rooms are laughing~

JBM: IDM!!! Derp!!! I know yer behind all of this!!

-walking backwards until he steps into an ink puddle-

JBM: EW! *tries to get his foot out of the puddle* It's stuck?!

-hears something demonic and feels something grab his leg and begin to climb on him-

JBM: WHAT THE HELL?!?!!!!

-IDM comes out in full ink demon form-

IDM: *SCREAMS DEMONICALLY*

JBM: *SCREAMS IN FRIGHT* WHAT THE HELL?!??!!!!!!!

~everything turns to normal~

-Derp and Marvin come out-

Marvin: *runs up to Jackie and hugs him, trying to calm him down*

JBM: *holds Marvin for dear life*

IDM and Derp: *laughs*

JBM: *calmed* I-I think that's w-what I get for using you toothbrush to scrub dirt o-off m-my sneakers that o-one Tim-me, IDM.

IDM: Yeah yo—- wait YOU DID WHAT TO MY TOOTHBRUSH?!

Derp: And I think we'll end it here *hears glass shattering* welp I'm gonna kill someone later but for now I'm tired and I wanna rap this up. So if y'all want to see more just comment some dares and as always I will see you in the next video, bye by——

Mark: DERP WHAT'D I SAY ABOUT USING MY OUTRO!!!

Derp: DOSEN'T MATTER!!

Mark: *comes downstairs* WHY YOU LITTLE SNEAK!!

Derp: EEP! WELP SEE YALL IN THE NEXT CHAPTER OF THESE DARE BAII BYE!!! *runs from Mark*

Mark: GET BACK HERE!!

DerpCat •w•
This is the longest I've ever written :)