Q: Would you still love me if I was a worm?

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Harry Potter: If you were a worm, I would probably feed you to Hedwig. So no,

Ron Weasley: Uhh...maybe? I dunno, is this a trick question?

Draco Malfoy: Of course. Not only would I love you, but I would also ravish you with the finest dirt in the whole world.

Oliver Wood: .....what?

Neville Longbottom: I would, and I would take care of you very well. I promise that, Y/N.

Fred Weasley: If you were a worm, I'd eat you so we can become one.

George Weasley: Of course, darling. Now, please keep your eyes on the road.

Percy Weasley: Y/N, how many drinks have you had?

Cedric Diggory: If you were a worm...? I mean how would I flirt with you If you were a worm?

James Potter: A worm? Of all the creatures, why a worm?

Sirius Black: Okay, I think you've had enough glasses.

Remus Lupin: I mean you still love me despite me being a werewolf, so I would still love if you were a worm.

Peter Pettigrew: No, cause it'll make me kinda sad if I accidentally kill you.

Severus Snape: No

Tom Riddle: I would, but how the hell is this relationship going to work?

Hermione Granger: Love, you're already a worm.

Ginny Weasley: Would I still love you if you were a worm? What kind of stupid fucking question is that? Of course, not! YOU'RE A WORM!

Cho Chang: Darling, I love you, but worms? No.

Luna Lovegood: I'll love you no matter what creature you turn into.

Lily Potter: Yes, 'cause it at least likes books. Go read, you're failing Transfiguration.

Newt Scamander: Yes, of course. I'd take care of you like one of my creatures, but I do hope the Occamies don't get to you.

Credence Barebone: Why? What happened? Did someone curse you?

Jacob Kowalski: I dunno...how would I be able to tell it's you?

Porpentina Goldstein: Please, Y/N. Go to sleep. It's 3 a.m

Queenie Goldstein: Well, of course, honey. I bet you'd be the cutest worm to ever exist.

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